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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Another Friday the 13th on Drabble Party night? Say what?

It’s like the universe wants us all to embrace the macabre and rejoice in the fantastic and horrific!

Hey, speaking of fantastic and horrific, have you checked out Intentional Haunting yet? You should. It’s been nominated for a Bram Stoker Award! Huzzah! If you already have enjoyed its twistedness then feel free to leave a review. Those little word piles sure do help a novel out.

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Now, how about a drabble?

Enjoy!

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Honey Pot
By
Jake Bible

The valley was filled with plant life the two thought extinct.

Trees, their leaves broad and lush; bushes, flowers purple and bright; grass, knee high; dandelions, bright yellow.

“Oh, Hal,” Melanie sighed. “It’s gorgeous.”

“Yeah, baby, it is,” Hal smiled as he took Melanie’s hand.

The two stepped from the road and onto the dirt path that lead into the lush, verdant valley.

Ten yards, twenty, thirty, sixty.

That’s all they had to go to realize the hidden oasis was a sham.

“Plastic,” Melanie cried. “But why?”

As the hatches opened and the armed men climbed out, they knew why.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Sometimes you shouldn’t stop and smell the flowers.

Halloween Night Drabble Party!

O! M! G! It’s Halloween AND the Friday Night Drabble Party!

Got to calm down, got to calm down, got to- HALLOWEEN! I love it, I love it, I love it!

Know what else I love? Dead Mech on sale for $.99! (Segue for the mofo win, yo!) If you haven’t read my zombies/mechs/zombies in mechs mash-up then go spend a dollar and get you some seriously fun post-apocalyptic goodness! Clicky linky here!

Oooh, wait, there’s more! And this novel is actually Halloween themed! Be sure and check out Intentional Haunting, my latest release. It’s Teen horror, so kinda a mix of John Green and Stephen King in that classic Jake Bible style y’all love so much! Clicky another linky here!

Now, how’s about we get on with the Halloween drabble?

Enjoy!

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The Darkness Thirsts

By

Jake Bible

“I SUMMON THEE, SATAN! SHOW ME YOUR DARK MAJESTY! GRACE US WITH YOUR EVIL PRESENCE!”

“Who dares summon me?” the Devil asked as he appeared in a puff of smoke in the center of the abandoned church.

“It is I, Master!” the man in the robes replied. “Your humble servant and-.”

“Sweet. Get me a latte from Starbucks, servant. Whole milk, two shots of vanilla. No cinnamon or nutmeg. NO CINNAMON OR NUTMEG!”

“Uh…uh…yes, Master.”

“God, I love Halloween,” the Devil sighed as the robed man hurried from the church and out to his Prius. “Free lattes rock.”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: If the Devil asks you to get him a latte, don’t get the two shots of vanilla. The guy is diabetic and in denial. Don’t be an enabler.

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Another Friday is upon us! LET THERE BE DRABBLE!

Howdy!

Sooooooo, how’s your week been? Mmm-hmm… Right… Really? With Kevin? You don’t say… Oh, now that’s just lazy.

Anyhoo, my week has been good. I’ve been writing the hell out of Reign of Four: III. That medieval space fiction is some fun stuff! Y’all are gonna dig it when it comes out next year!

Know what else you’re gonna dig? A drabble!

Let’s get to it!

Enjoy!

Exclamation points!

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Not In A Row

By

Jake Bible

 

“I just sign?” Victor asked.

“On the dotted line, baby,” Mr. Hob grinned. “Then you get to live a million days.”

“No tricks, right?” Victor frowned.

Mr. Hob snapped his fingers. “Nope.”

Victor hesitated then pierced his fingertip and signed.

“There,” Victor smiled. “Done!”

He stood there for a second then grabbed his chest and collapsed.

“What…?” Victor gasped.

“Right,” Mr. Hob smiled. “I never said the days would be in a row. Hopefully you wake up before they bury you.”

Mr. Hob walked off, a skip in his step, a whistle on his lips, another soul in his pocket.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Don’t go down to the crossroads and try to flag a ride.

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Another Friday means another Drabble Party!

And, as promised, all the October drabbles will be Halloween themed!

Speaking of Halloween, I know you’ll be busy on the 31st, but for those of you that don’t have plans on the 30th, you should come to Malaprop’s Bookstore here in Asheville, NC and see me read and sign Little Dead Man!  There’ll be candy! And raffles for a chance to win the Ultimate Halloween Basket and a chance at Jake Bible novels for life! Gonna be a blast!

Would love to see ya there!

Now, on to the drabble!

Enjoy!

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More Than Apples

By

Jake Bible

 

The apples floated in the tub, their skins striated with streaks of red and pink and yellow.

The apples bobbed up and down, up and down, as the tub was jostled this way and that.

The apples slammed to the bottom of the tub as the head was dunked.

The apples rolled about the head and came back up, ready to bob, bob, bob some more.

The apples were lost in the tub once the blood began to pour, lost in a small pool of deep crimson.

The apples were no longer all that floated and bobbed in the tub.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Bobbing for apples is gross, people. Just gross. Don’t do it.

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Oh, yeah, it’s Party time!

But, I don’t have much time because I gots to be writing/editing my middle grade scifi/horror series! Yes, folks, you heard that right, I’m writing for the kiddies!

I WILL WARP THE MINDS OF EVERY GENERATION!

I think your kids will dig the new series. It’s Goosebumps meets the Scooby Gang set in deep space! Huzzah!

Now, on to the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Beware The Moors!

By

Jake Bible

 

“BEWARE THE MOORS!” the old man cried.

“Does he mean the swamps?” I asked my companion.

“The swamps?” my companion replied.

“Well, yes, swamps. Are not moors a type of swamp?”

“BEWARE THE MOORS!” the old man cried again before pissing himself.

“Well, that’s unfortunate,” my companion said. “Shall we go?”

“But what about the moors? Are they swamps or not?”

“They can be made of wetlands, but are primarily grasslands like highland savannas.”

“BEWARE THE MOORS!”

The ghostly apparitions rode towards us with their scimitars swinging in the foggy night.

“Oh, those Moors.”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: BEWARE THE MOORS!

 

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