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New Release! The Reign Of Four Series!

What is this? A new novel is out in ebook? A new space opera series unlike anything I have ever written?

Welcome to Reign of Four!

Reign of FourI_Cover

Ain’t that just one sexy cover?

And here’s the sexy description!

“Millennia ago, planet Helios held a grand technological civilization. But the Cataclysm tore the land apart, and the survivors were forced to flee to the Six Stations, the artificial planetoids that orbited Helios. It did not take long for their society to devolve into a virtual medieval world, with barely enough technology to survive the harshness of life in space.

Out of this culture arose a line of monarchs called the Reign of Four. Alexis Teirmont was the First. He was a visionary, a warrior and a tyrant who was not immune to egotism, cruelty, and revenge. He would change the very fabric of the System. His reign would be remembered throughout history for both the good–and the bad.”

Sexy, dammit!

Not to mention the sexy blurb it’s gotten!

“Harkening back to Martin’s Game of Thrones and Bujold’s Vorkosigan Saga, Reign of Four is a fast-paced fantasy epic!”- Richard A Knaak, NYT Bestselling Author of The Dragonrealm and World of Warcraft series.

Reign of Four is (wait for it) a four book series and what I call medieval space fiction. It is the story of Family Teirmont and the four great monarchs that would change Aelon Station and all the stations of System Helios. Based on the real lives and reigns of Edwards I, II, III, and the Black Prince of England, it truly is historical fiction set in space. No laser guns, no zippy starfighters, no wormholes or transporters or faster than light travel. These folks are lucky to get the video systems broadcasting on their stations. It’s long blades and court intrigue, passionate love affairs and political deceptions, religious domination and personal struggles.

Reign of Four is truly epic and you will love it!

The first ebook is out now with Book Two coming in August (feel free to pre-order) and the last two coming this fall. Plus, the print books will be out this fall, so keep your eyes peeled at your local bookstore and Barnes & Noble!

Enjoy!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday Night Drabble Party is in the house! Or apartment! Or trailer! Or yurt!

Have ya missed it? I know ya have!

Now, I know you don’t want to hear me prattle on, so I’ll just get right into the free micro-fiction.

But…let me ask a favor. If you dig the Party, and you like micro-fiction that is FREE then please share the link to this post. Tweet it, Facebook it, whatever- share it. If I’m going to give these words away for free then I want as many people as possible to share in the madness that is Jake Bible Fiction.

That’s all.

Enjoy!

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Passing The Time
By
Jake Bible

 

“Carabiner,” Bolton said. “Carabiner, carabiner, carabiner.”

“What are you doing?” Mintly asked.

“Just saying the word ‘carabiner’ over and over,” Bolton replied.

“I can hear that. Why?”

“Because the word is different.You know how when you say a word over and over it loses its meaning?”

“Yeah.”

“Carabiner doesn’t. Try it. I can say the word a hundred times and it still makes sense.”

Mintly stared at Bolton for a while then looked down at the massive pool of sharks below their cage.

“I can’t deal with you right now,” Mintly said. “You’re an idiot.”

Bolton shrugged. “Carabiner, carabiner, carabiner…”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Everything changes, but it always stays the same.

New Release!

Kaiju_Winter_ebook_coverThat’s right, folks! Kaiju Winter is here!

What is Kaiju Winter? It’s the first novel in my The End Of The World As We Know It (TEOTWAWKI) giant monster series! That’s right, GIANT MONSTERS! Oh, and a super volcano ready to rip North America apart. And psycho militias! And crazy stalkers! Convicted murderers! US Marshals! Navy SEALs! Scientists! Delta Force! AND GIANT MONSTERS!

Here, read the description:

The Yellowstone super volcano has begun to erupt, sending North America into chaos and the rest of the world into panic. People are dangerous and desperate to escape the oncoming mega-eruption, knowing it will plunge the continent, and the world, into a perpetual ashen winter. But no matter how ready humanity is, nothing can prepare them for what comes out of the ash: Kaiju!

Now, you can’t tell me that description doesn’t make you tingly and warm in your tingly and warm places. Cause if you told me that you’d be lyin’! LYIN’!

Here, just to show the level of awesome this book has, I’ll insert another pic of the cover. But this time it will be GIANT! JUST LIKE THE MONSTERS!

CHEERS!

Kaiju_Winter_ebook_cover

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Another Friday is upon us and I bring you a mighty, mighty Drabble!

To the Drabble Party machine!

No extra words tonight except that if you are one of those people that love thriller/adventure word crack then you should check out Mega! It’s one sweet thrill ride of a novel! And leave a review if you have read it! It makes a HUGE difference!

Enjoy!

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Build It

By

Jake Bible

 

“Build it and they will come” is a phrase that’s bounced around popular culture since that one movie back whenever.

 

So, being a curious bastard, I decided to try it out.

 

I wanted to build something spectacular, something that would create awe in my friends/family/neighbors. It needed to be impressive even if after the building was done they didn’t come.

 

I spent years in the barn perfecting the machine. My  two-story, battle mech.

 

They were all impressed.

 

Oh, and did they come, you ask? Yes, yes they did.

 

So if you’ll excuse me, I have some kaiju to deal with.

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Cheers!

(And don’t forget about Mega!)

Disclaimer: Please check with your local zoning ordinances before building mechs in your backyard.

Friday Night Drabble Party!

So, sometimes shit doesn’t go your way. That’s life, right?

Yep. That’s why there’s the Friday Night Drabble Party! It’s not just about bringing top quality micro-fiction your way, but also about me getting to vent and exorcise the demons that nearly drive me mad.

In that spirit I bring you tonight’s drabble.

Enjoy!

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PUNCH

By

Jake Bible

Punch.

Punch, punch.

Punch, punch, punch, punch.

PUNCH. PUNCH. PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH.

Pant, pant, sweat, pant. Punch.

PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH,

“Ow! Fuck!”

“You about done?”

“Not even close. Just getting started.”

“Fine. I’m going to go get beer and smokes. Want anything?”

“Ice. Plenty of ice. And whiskey. More whiskey than ice, but lots of ice.”

“So whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, and ice?”

“Something like that.”

“Want a burrito? I think I’ll get a burrito.”

“Nope. Just whiskey and ice.”

“I’m guessing the ice is for your hand?”

“And for the whiskey.”

“Be right back.”

Punch.

PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Watch the thumb.

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