Friday Night Drabble Party!

Happy Friday The 13th!

Be sure to hug your favorite homicidal maniac!

Speaking of homicidal maniacs…

I have two new releases this week!

The first is the fourth Roak novel- Paradox Slaughter! This may be my favorite in the series so far. Check it out!

The second book out is the standalone sequel to Black Box Inc.- Blood Ghast Blues! This is a standalone, so if you haven’t read the first one, no worries. You’ll totally be able to hop in right here. GO GET IT!

Also, for those of you that are podcast inclined, there’s a new episode of Writing In Suburbia out!

Go get all the stuffs, people! GO GET ALL THE STUFFS!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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For Ages
By
Jake Bible

Hand to throat, knee on chest; the man held the creature down as the thing struggled underneath.

“You think you could kill them all and I’d never find you?” the man snarled. “Tracked you for ages.” The man squeezed harder. “Ages. Now you will pay for what–.”

The man’s eyes went wide as the bony tip of the creature’s tail exploded from the middle of the man’s chest.

Hand to throat relaxed, knee to chest fell away; the man collapsed onto his side, dead.

“How’d you think I killed ’em all, bitch?” the creature spat, wiping blood from its tail.

 

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: All the stuffs!

Writing In Suburbia #62: Workin’ Hard…

This week I chat about a TON of stuff. From whether or not I will become an indie publisher to my dropping out of ConCarolinas. Plus, someone is demolishing the trailer behind my house and one of my dogs goes NUTS over that!

You don’t want to miss this episode.

Enjoy!

Show notes-

Books mentioned:

Paradox Slaughter by Jake Bible

Blood Ghast Blues by Jake Bible

Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Friday Night Drabble Party!

I HAVE A QUEST FOR YOU!

And you only have a few hours to complete said quest.

If you don’t have EverRealm or In Perpetuity yet then go get both for only $.99 each! YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT!

So, uh…get on that.

 

Oh, and another quest! Go pre-order Blood Ghast Blues! Do it!

Also, sign up for the newsletter so you can get all the news and deals, plus the Friday Night Drabble Party, delivered to your in box every Friday!

OH! And a new episode of Writing In Suburbia has landed! It’s the first official “Two Questions With…” where I get to interview authors! Check it out!

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Beg To Differ
By
Jake Bible

The single note, on the verge of changing, morphing, becoming something else, hung in the air, gripping the audience by their very souls. None could move, they were owned.

Red eyes stared at the crowd. A black tongue licked lips. Long fingers held the note.

Someone sneezed. The note faltered then died, the spell broken.

All eyes fell on Todd.

“Uh…allergies,” Todd said, extremely uncomfortable by the attention being paid to him. “Pollen, specifically.”

“THERE IS NO POLLEN IN HELL!” the owner of the guitar roared.

“Beg to differ,” Todd replied and sneezed. “I mean, it is Hell, right?”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Do not forget your quest!

Writing In Suburbia #61: Two Questions With Paul E. Cooley!

Another new episode! Huzzah!

This is the first official “Two Questions With…” episode. I’ll be releasing these every other week, so stay tuned for more awesome guests!

In this episode I interview Paul E. Cooley. He’s a great guy despite being my nemesis. Excellent writer (despite being my nemesis)! Check out all his stuff (despite him being my nemesis) at shadowpublications.com

Enjoy the show!

Show notes-

Books mentioned:

In Perpetuity by Jake Bible

EverRealm by Jake Bible

Ghere’s Inferno by Paul E Cooley

Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Subscribe:

RSS- http://jakebible.libsyn.com/rss

iTunes- https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/writing-in-suburbia/id334464270?mt=2

Stitcher- http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87204&refid=stpr

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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Happy Friday!

Gonna make this super quick so we can get to the drabble goodness.

The incredible writer, Lee Murray, has switched publishers. She is now with Severed Press and has moved her amazing novel, Into The Mist, over to Severed! Let’s all give her a huge welcome by clicking on that cover below and buying her book! I’ve read it, it’s incredible, and certainly a novel that fans of mine will love. GO GET IT! Oh, and it won the Sir Julius Vogel Award for 2016 Best Novel! Bam!

Also, Galactic Vice audiobook!

And Agent Prime!

Click the pics!

Get!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Twas A Nice Life
By
Jake Bible

“Oh my, oh my, oh my!” Bumbletubs cried as he ran down the corridor, the Thing right on his heels. “OH MY!”

“Bumbletubs!” the prince shouted from his bedroom. “Keep it down, I am trying to nap!”

“Sorry to disturb, M’Lord!” Bumbletubs screamed as he raced past the prince’s closed bedroom door. “So sorry!”

“Well, you should be, Bumbletubs! You should be!” The prince grumbled inaudibly then snoring reached the corridor after assailing the bedroom door.

Bumbletubs scampered around the corridor’s corner, the Thing still on his heels.

“Twas a nice life,” Bumbletubs thought just as the Thing caught up.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Click the pics!

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