• Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Tonight, the doctor has prescribed “Baby Cries” as your short short fiction cure.

    Enjoy!

     

    Baby Cries

     

    Disclaimer: It’s creepy, lets just leave it at that.

     

  • Woodly Hoodly!
    It’s Friday! Let’s get this Drabble Party started!

    Tonight is a taste of the absurd.

    I present “Blessed Be The Fowl Killers”

    Cheers!

     

    Blessed Be The Fowl Killers


    Disclaimer: do not remove tag under penalty of law!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Are you excited? Are ya? Huh? Huh?

    I know I am!

    There’s nothing like free short short fiction on a Friday night to really get the juices flowing! Those tasty, Day-Glo orange juices, all warm and squishy and…

    Okay, I went too far, didn’t I?

    Anyway, tonight’s drabble is “Barflies”. Just your basic drunken, mythological hook-up story.

    I know, I know… You’re all like, “Not another drunken, mythological hook-up story.”

    Sorry, I can’t always have amazing and fresh ideas all the time. Jeesh…

    Enjoy!

    Barflies

    Disclaimer: Bad words! Bad words! No violence, just………BAD WORDS!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s All Hallow’s Eve Eve!

    I know I’m looking forward to Halloween, hows about yous guys?

    Since I’ll be releasing my super special “31 Drabbles Of Halloween” tomorrow, which is filled with all kinds of guts and gore and spooks and spectres, I decided to go a different route with tonight’s drabble.

    This one is suitable for all ages, so gather them kids around the fire and get ready for “Everyone Deserves Music”.

    Enjoy!

    Everyone Deserves Music

  • And once again folks another seven days pass. Which means…

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Which begs a question to be asked: how ya likin’ the drabbles?

    Seriously, I haven’t had any comments on any of these. (*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?)

    If you have a moment to spare, please leave a comment. Otherwise I’ll think everything is brilliant and be very disappointed when the Pulitzer committee doesn’t call. Very, very disappointed…

    Anyhoo, on to tonight’s drabble…

    I call this one “Pit Rocker”.

    Enjoy!

    Pit Rocker


    Disclaimer: My stories may contain synonyms for poop and hump and assmonkey. I also like gratuitous violence and senseless, pointless gore. You have been warned and will be spanked mercilessly if you complain. Unless you like to be spanked, in which case I will withold aforementioned spanking and force you to look at home movies of the Spears clan. If you like that stuff then you are a sick, sick person and we should grab a beer sometime.