Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    And once again folks another seven days pass. Which means…

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Which begs a question to be asked: how ya likin’ the drabbles?

    Seriously, I haven’t had any comments on any of these. (*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?)

    If you have a moment to spare, please leave a comment. Otherwise I’ll think everything is brilliant and be very disappointed when the Pulitzer committee doesn’t call. Very, very disappointed…

    Anyhoo, on to tonight’s drabble…

    I call this one “Pit Rocker”.

    Enjoy!

    Pit Rocker


    Disclaimer: My stories may contain synonyms for poop and hump and assmonkey. I also like gratuitous violence and senseless, pointless gore. You have been warned and will be spanked mercilessly if you complain. Unless you like to be spanked, in which case I will withold aforementioned spanking and force you to look at home movies of the Spears clan. If you like that stuff then you are a sick, sick person and we should grab a beer sometime.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party

    Damn! Where does the week go?

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Oh, yeah!

    And that’s it for my wit tonight…

    This evening’s Drabble selection is a bit of sci fi noir titled “Take A Look At Yourself”.

    Enjoy!

    Take A Look At Yourself


    Disclaimer: May contain bad, naughty words. May contain graphic violence. May contain raging nymphos (probably doesn’t…probably). Any questions?

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Goooooood even-ing…

    Hope you caught the spooky voice there, hard to capture in print.

    Anyhoo, welcome to Friday Night Drabble Party! I have a special one tonight.

    All the fall leaves, cool nights, Autumn light really put me in a mood. I love this time of year.

    So instead of drawing from my catalog of drabbles already written, I decided to write a fresh one.

    Tonight’s drabble is titled “Flannels And Wools”.

    Enjoy!

    Flannels And Wools

    Disclaimer: You know what’s coming: I warn you about my explicit writing, you ignore me, get offended, call Glenn Beck, he calls me out on his show, I summon the Old Ones and he’s devoured on national television while I cackle madly. Everyone’s happy.

  • Dead Mech Episode 3 Lives!

    Hey Everybody!

    Well it’s finally here: Episode 3 of Dead Mech!

    Sorry it took so long, I’ve been pretty busy.

    Hopefully it wont be quite as long until the next episode.

    I’m also working on some bonus content for the feed. That should be coming your way in the next week or two.

    Alright, enough chitter chatter. Click below to go straight to the new episode or click on the link to the right to subscribe so you never miss a minute (and you get the bonus content).

    Cheers!

    Dead Mech Episode 3

    Show notes:
    Title graphic by Ed Delaney
    Find ED at peculiarcomics.com

    Intro and Outro music from podsafeaudio.com

    Intro is “Miles And Miles” by Laika Cres
    Outro is “Destroy” by The Eternal

    Thanks to everyone that has helped.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Happy Friday Y’all!

    Yep, one more week has gone by. That means it’s time for some short short fiction.

    Who reads short shorts? You read short shorts!

    This one is called “Family Recipe”. A tasy piece about good food, good friends and dealing with…stuff.

    Enjoy!

    Family Recipe

    Disclaimer: In general, I write explicit fiction. Some drabbles may not be suitable for younger or socially immature individuals. Please read at your own risk! If you are offended by the material presented, I am sorry and suggest you go back to watching Veggie Tales. (I kid, who doesn’t love talking vegetables thinking they are on a mission from God?)