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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Just stating the obvious.

Hey, you know what else is obvious? That you want the latest Roak book! Razer Edge is available NOW!

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.
It’s Roak’s kind of place.
But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.
For Roak, it should be an easy job- track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.
Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.
The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Click that pic there and go get you some Roak!

 

 

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Immortality Sucked
By
Jake Bible

He sat at the piano, a ghost of what he once was. His fingers played across the ebony and the ivory, although neither of those substances had existed in centuries. Eyes were on him, watching, waiting, expecting.

“I would like to play for you something that has been in my mind for a very long time,” he said without looking towards the private audience or his host.

“Play the hits,” the host said firmly. “That’s why you are here.”

He began to argue, but stopped himself. The host was right. He was there to play his hits.

Immortality sucked sometimes.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: BUY RAZER EDGE RIGHT NOW!

Black Box Inc Pre-order is up!

Oh, it’s on now!

My official Urban Fantasy debut is happening, yo!

Check out the pre-order for Black Box Inc. This is one helluva great novel. All the Jake Bible action and snark mixed in with what makes the Urban Fantasy genre so great. Go get ya some!

Need to hide something from the fae?
Got a tricky trans-dimensional delivery to make?
Need a big ball of magic that can destroy the world?
Call Black Box Inc.

The world as we know it is gone. Since the “extra-dimensional happening,” every creature, monster, and fairy tale goblin has turned Asheville, North Carolina, into their personal playground. An uneasy truce exists between the races, but Chase Lawter’s unique ability puts him squarely in the crosshairs of treachery, feuds, and monsters looking to make a buck on black market goods. Chase is the only known being who can pull material from between dimensions and shape it into whatever he likes—like boxes. Like boxes in which folks hide smoking guns and severed heads. Only Chase can hide the boxes, and only Chase can recover them from the Dim. All for a tidy sum, of course.

His crack team—a yeti, a zombie, and a fae-trained assassin—have his back. What could possibly go wrong?

Playing in another Universe! For A Few Credits More!

Well, I have been lucky enough to be a part of the Four Horsemen Universe. Chris Kennedy and Mark Wandrey invited me to taint their anthology with my word stuffs. FOOLS!

Nah, it was a blast and I’m honored to be included with some amazing writers. Check it out, y’all. Click that pic and see what all the fuss is about!

New Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter Novel! Razer Edge Is HERE!

The 3rd Roak book is out now!

Get to the buying, the reading, and the reviewing! Tell your friends! Spread the word!

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.
It’s Roak’s kind of place.
But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.
For Roak, it should be an easy job- track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.
Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.
The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday is here and we shall celebrate with 100 words of fantastical awesomeness!

See all those links everywhere on this page? click one of them. Buy some shit. Keep my kid in college. I’m not joking. Do it. DO IT! DOOOOOO EEEEEET!

Or you can click on this because I’m in it and it’s awesome.

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Ages
By
Jake Bible

 

The body was just too darn big to fit inside the box.

Jasper went to find the old axe he’d been meaning to sharpen for ages. Ages. He stared at the dull and rusted blade, sighed, then got to work.

Two hours. It took two hours for Jasper to get the body down to a manageable size so he could shut the box’s lid. He made sure the latch closed properly and affixed a nice, solid padlock.

Jasper was about to return the axe when the knocking from inside the box began.

It was going to be a long night.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Always keep the blade ready!

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