Jake Bible Fiction

  • 31 Drabbles Of Halloween

    Happy Halloween Everyone!

    Yeah, it’s my favorite day of the year! Seriously, ever since I was a small child I have loved Halloween. For me it hasn’t been about the candy (although that always was a HUGE bonus), it’s always been about letting my inner monster flag fly!

    So, in honor of Halloween, All Hallow’s Eve, Samhain, Candy Night or whatever you want to call it, I have prepared a special treat (trick?) for you.

    All month long I have written one drabble a day just for this occasion, with the final drabble written just this morning.

    I have to say, this was quite an endeavor. How do you come up with 31 distinctly different stories? The hardest part was only writing one each day. I had to show restraint, no matter how many ideas were floating around, and wait until the following day to write the next one.

    I know I told some of you that I would record these and put them in the Dead Mech feed, but time and life have made that difficult, so it’s just going to be a free PDF.

    So, without further ado, I present: “31 Drabbles Of Halloween”!

    Enjoy!

    31 Drabbles Of Halloween

    Disclaimer: While I have made sure not to use any profanity in these, they still may not be suitable for younger audiences. I advise reading them first before sharing them with your children (or squeamish spouse). If you think your kids can handle them then please share. Heck, I was reading Poe at age 6!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s All Hallow’s Eve Eve!

    I know I’m looking forward to Halloween, hows about yous guys?

    Since I’ll be releasing my super special “31 Drabbles Of Halloween” tomorrow, which is filled with all kinds of guts and gore and spooks and spectres, I decided to go a different route with tonight’s drabble.

    This one is suitable for all ages, so gather them kids around the fire and get ready for “Everyone Deserves Music”.

    Enjoy!

    Everyone Deserves Music

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    And once again folks another seven days pass. Which means…

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Which begs a question to be asked: how ya likin’ the drabbles?

    Seriously, I haven’t had any comments on any of these. (*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?)

    If you have a moment to spare, please leave a comment. Otherwise I’ll think everything is brilliant and be very disappointed when the Pulitzer committee doesn’t call. Very, very disappointed…

    Anyhoo, on to tonight’s drabble…

    I call this one “Pit Rocker”.

    Enjoy!

    Pit Rocker


    Disclaimer: My stories may contain synonyms for poop and hump and assmonkey. I also like gratuitous violence and senseless, pointless gore. You have been warned and will be spanked mercilessly if you complain. Unless you like to be spanked, in which case I will withold aforementioned spanking and force you to look at home movies of the Spears clan. If you like that stuff then you are a sick, sick person and we should grab a beer sometime.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party

    Damn! Where does the week go?

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Oh, yeah!

    And that’s it for my wit tonight…

    This evening’s Drabble selection is a bit of sci fi noir titled “Take A Look At Yourself”.

    Enjoy!

    Take A Look At Yourself


    Disclaimer: May contain bad, naughty words. May contain graphic violence. May contain raging nymphos (probably doesn’t…probably). Any questions?

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Goooooood even-ing…

    Hope you caught the spooky voice there, hard to capture in print.

    Anyhoo, welcome to Friday Night Drabble Party! I have a special one tonight.

    All the fall leaves, cool nights, Autumn light really put me in a mood. I love this time of year.

    So instead of drawing from my catalog of drabbles already written, I decided to write a fresh one.

    Tonight’s drabble is titled “Flannels And Wools”.

    Enjoy!

    Flannels And Wools

    Disclaimer: You know what’s coming: I warn you about my explicit writing, you ignore me, get offended, call Glenn Beck, he calls me out on his show, I summon the Old Ones and he’s devoured on national television while I cackle madly. Everyone’s happy.