Another Friday is upon us, so that means more 100 words of awesomeness!
It’s currently snowing here in the mountains of North Carolina. The daughter is making peppermint bark and I’ll be making round two of Holiday Chex mix. The house gonna smell good!
Nothing to sell today other than the usual. Click the links below or above. Buy some books for your friends and family. Get yourself a little something too.
Now, on with the Drabble!
“Bone meal…” Marigold stared at the recipe for a few seconds. “What the Hell is bone meal?”
She stepped away from the ancient and cracked cookbook. Or what her grandmother had called a cookbook. As Marigold slowly perused the book over the past few weeks, having received it in the mail after the estate was settled, she began to suspect it was more of a “cookbook”.
Marigold sighed. She’d heard the family rumors.
“Tears of a sullen teenager? Jesus…”
Marigold grabbed her phone. There was a grocer’s phone number in the back of the “cookbook”. Time for a call.
Disclaimer: Always measure.
Hey there! I missed y’all last week. It was Black Friday and I spent the weekend buried under a pile of Pillow Pets. They were 75% off. I wanted the koala so I dug deep. Then it all went dark. That’s why I missed last week’s Drabble Party. My bad…
But, hey, I’m back now!
First, for the obligatory sales pitch: BUY MEGA 6!
On with the 100 words!
Five friends went into the woods. Four friends came back.
What they saw, they never spoke about. What they did, they never told. What they experienced, they tried to forget.
Four friends went into the woods. Three friends came back.
What they saw, one of them spoke about. What they did, one of them told. What they experienced, one could never forget.
Three police squads went into the woods. No police squads came back.
Two friends found the third friend. Two friends took the third friend into the woods. No friends came back.
The woods sighed. The woods were happy.
Disclaimer: Stay away from the woods, yo.
Back for more, is ye? Arrrr, well it does me heart good to see so many familiar faces on such a strange night such as this.
Okay, I’ll admit I have no idea why I wrote the intro to tonight’s post like that. I was channeling some pirate spirit or something.
Oh, wait, I know! because Mega 6: No Man’s Island is out now!
The last of the MEGA books is finished, published, and ready for your sweet, sweet eyeholes to gaze upon and devour! (By the way? Your eyeholes are weird, yo.)
The last fight is here!
Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have met their match. A sadistic maniac has them in her clutches and the last MEGA is on the hunt for revenge. It is a race to see which evil destroys Grendel first! Or will the team of misfits, mad scientists, and ex-Navy SEALs finally prevail and be allowed a chance to live out their lives in peace?
The mystery is over! The enemies have surfaced! Now all Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have to do is survive one last conflict!
Get ready for the sixth and final installment in the MEGA series!
Click on all the crazy links and go get that baby!
Now, on with the 100 words of free entertainment!
In the dim light by the trees stood Halston. A towering figure that appeared diminutive against the backdrop of ancient redwoods.
No one in their right mind would consider Halston diminutive, though.
But, Vicky wasn’t in her right mind, was she?
Vicky was…off. Not that Halston was on. All those blades…
Vicky approached him. We all remember this, yes? She approached him and we gasped. We could see the blades! Halston’s blades!
She did not care. She reached him and they were gone.
Into the redwoods, lost in the ancient shadows. Gone.
Oh, well. Those two were off, anyway.
Disclaimer: Last MEGA!
Had to take last week off because I was in Washington State handling some personal business. It was great seeing the PNW again, I’d missed it, but it was good to get back home here in the good ol’ Cesspool of Sin (Asheville, NC. Look it up).
So, how are y’all doing?
I bet, right at this moment, you are wondering how you can get your hands on the audiobook of Razer Edge. I’m totally right, aren’t I?
Here ya go! Give that pic a click and you can make your earholes the happiest earholes in all of Earholelandia (real place)!
Now, on with the Drabble!
The landscape was destroyed.
Craters pocked what had once been miles and miles of pristine prairie. The grasses were scorched and smoking; the small, hidden creeks were twisted lines of steaming toxicity; the animal burrows and warrens were crypts for smoldering pelts and ashen bones.
“Cassie?” Tallulah cried out, the blood from her forehead blinding her as she stumbled through the nightmare that had been her home. “Cassie?”
No reply. No movement. No Cassie.
Tallulah slowed then paused. Was that a cry? Was that Cassie calling to her?
She switched directions and moved on. Cassie was out there somewhere.
Disclaimer: MAKE YOUR EARHOLES HAPPY!
That’s right, y’all! Razer Edge is now an audiobook!
Click away to get your copy so that your earholes don’t jump off your head and go looking for themselves. Always keep your earholes happy, people! Always keep your earholes happy…
Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.
It’s Roak’s kind of place.
But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.
For Roak, it should be an easy job – track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.
Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.
The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!