Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    I’m back!

    Had to take last week off because I was in Washington State handling some personal business. It was great seeing the PNW again, I’d missed it, but it was good to get back home here in the good ol’ Cesspool of Sin (Asheville, NC. Look it up).

    So, how are y’all doing?

    I bet, right at this moment, you are wondering how you can get your hands on the audiobook of Razer Edge. I’m totally right, aren’t I?

    Here ya go! Give that pic a click and you can make your earholes the happiest earholes in all of Earholelandia (real place)!

    Now, on with the Drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Somewhere…
    By
    Jake Bible

    The landscape was destroyed.

    Craters pocked what had once been miles and miles of pristine prairie. The grasses were scorched and smoking; the small, hidden creeks were twisted lines of steaming toxicity; the animal burrows and warrens were crypts for smoldering pelts and ashen bones.

    “Cassie?” Tallulah cried out, the blood from her forehead blinding her as she stumbled through the nightmare that had been her home. “Cassie?”

    No reply. No movement. No Cassie.

    Tallulah slowed then paused. Was that a cry? Was that Cassie calling to her?

    She switched directions and moved on. Cassie was out there somewhere.

    Somewhere…

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: MAKE YOUR EARHOLES HAPPY!

  • Razer Edge Now Available As An Audiobook! YOU ARE WELCOME!

    That’s right, y’all! Razer Edge is now an audiobook!

    Available from Audible and iTunes!

    Click away to get your copy so that your earholes don’t jump off your head and go looking for themselves. Always keep your earholes happy, people! Always keep your earholes happy…

    Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.

    It’s Roak’s kind of place.

    But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.

    For Roak, it should be an easy job – track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.

    Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.

    The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

  • Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

    It’s a Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

    Not because it is the birthday of the Drabble Party, but because it’s my birthday! MINE!

    Which means y’all owe me a present. Here’s my list:

    1. Pick up Black Box Inc. right now in ebook or paperback.
    2. Leave a review for Black Box Inc. if you’ve already picked it up.
    3. Pick up Razer Edge (or any of the Roak books).
    4. Or leave a review for Razer Edge. It needs reviews!

    Okay, now that you’ve done all that, it’s time for my gift to you!

    Enjoy!

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    A Car
    By
    Jake Bible

    Pure fear. That’s what Harold felt as he stared at the monstrosity in his garage.

    “Uh…thanks?” he said with a forced smile.

    “It’s a car,” Livia stated.

    “Yeah, I see that,” Harold replied. “Is it, uh, street legal?”

    “Well, no, obviously.”

    “Obviously.”

    Harold reached behind him, fumbling blindly for the doorknob. He gave it a twist. The clicking noise made Livia turn and her blood smeared face glowed eerily in the fluorescent lights.

    “Where ya going?” she asked.

    “Gotta pee,” Harold replied then fled, leaving Livia and the dripping, stinking, pile of meat she called a “car” far behind.

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  • Writing In Suburbia #57: Peaks And Valleys- Birthday Edition!

    Welcome back to another episode of Writing In Suburbia.

    In this episode I chat about where I’m at in my career and where I want to be. I also touch on where I thought I’d be. A lot of professional reflection and fortune telling going on. Why? It’s my birthday. So there’s that…

    Enjoy!

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  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Well, it’s not just a normal Friday! Nope, nope, nope!

    It’s a book birthday for Black Box Inc.!

    Check that baby out, will ya? Check it out! Best get to ordering, y’all!

    Now, on with the drabble!

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    One Wish
    By
    Jake Bible

    She blew out the candles and plunged the room into darkness.

    The singing had stopped and no one said a word. They waited in that darkness, breaths held, bodies shivering.

    “Where is it?” Charlotte hissed. “I made my wish. Where is it?”

    “Birthday magic is powerful magic,” Norris replied. “But it is also fallible. Hard to control. Hard to focus.”

    They waited some more then Charlotte snapped, “Light them again. I’ll try a new wish.”

    “You only get–.” Norris gasped and fell.

    “One wish is all you need,” the unearthly voice growled. “More than you will ever need, dear Charlotte.”

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    Disclaimer: BLACK BOX INC.!