Happy Holidays, y’all!

This will be the last Party of 2014! Well, not the last “party”, but the last Friday Night Drabble Party. There’s just too much going on in the Bible-Sullivan casa the next couple weeks to keep up with the free micro-fiction. I gots egg nog to drink, yo!

So, in honor of the season that’s the reason for treason (that’s how it goes, right?), I have decided to spread some holiday cheer with a drabble that is sure to upset some. But, hey, it’s the internet, so when aren’t people upset over trivial things?

Hope y’all have a great Holiday season and get lots of goodies for Xmas and Hanukkah, and Kwanza, and Solstice and whatever the Spaghetti Monster peeps get!

Enjoy!

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Going Down In Infamy
By
Jake Bible

“Shit! Did he see us?”

“No, I don’t think so.”

They ran for their lives across the barren, snow-covered landscape.

“Did…did you see them? All those little bodies…stacked up…bleeding.”

“I saw them.”

“How…how could he do that?”

“I don’t know.”

“Sure, we made fun of him here and there, but we make fun of everyone. We were joking! JOKING!”

“I don’t think he cares. That guy has always been off.”

“We have to find Santa.”

“You didn’t see?”

“See what?”

“He was on the bottom of the pile, Dasher! Rudolph stacked the elves on him!”

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Holiday Cheers!

Disclaimer: You better watch out!