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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Back for more, is ye? Arrrr, well it does me heart good to see so many familiar faces on such a strange night such as this.

And…scene!

Okay, I’ll admit I have no idea why I wrote the intro to tonight’s post like that. I was channeling some pirate spirit or something.

Oh, wait, I know! because Mega 6: No Man’s Island is out now!

The last of the MEGA books is finished, published, and ready for your sweet, sweet eyeholes to gaze upon and devour! (By the way? Your eyeholes are weird, yo.)

MEGA 6!

The last fight is here!

Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have met their match. A sadistic maniac has them in her clutches and the last MEGA is on the hunt for revenge. It is a race to see which evil destroys Grendel first! Or will the team of misfits, mad scientists, and ex-Navy SEALs finally prevail and be allowed a chance to live out their lives in peace?

Probably not…

The mystery is over! The enemies have surfaced! Now all Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have to do is survive one last conflict!

Get ready for the sixth and final installment in the MEGA series!

Hooyah!

Click on all the crazy links and go get that baby!

Now, on with the 100 words of free entertainment!

Enjoy!

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Off
By
Jake Bible

In the dim light by the trees stood Halston. A towering figure that appeared diminutive against the backdrop of ancient redwoods.

No one in their right mind would consider Halston diminutive, though.

But, Vicky wasn’t in her right mind, was she?

Vicky was…off. Not that Halston was on. All those blades…

Vicky approached him. We all remember this, yes? She approached him and we gasped. We could see the blades! Halston’s blades!

She did not care. She reached him and they were gone.

Into the redwoods, lost in the ancient shadows. Gone.

Oh, well. Those two were off, anyway.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Last MEGA!

 

Hello, Team Grendel! Goodbye, Team Grendel!

Well, the time has finally arrived!

Team Grendel is on their last mission! Mega 6: No Man’s Island is out and ready for all you fans of Grendel, Ballantine, and the whole crew of the Beowulf III. So, go get the book and see how Team Grendel rides, or sails, off into the sunset. Hooyah!

The last fight is here!

Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have met their match. A sadistic maniac has them in her clutches and the last MEGA is on the hunt for revenge. It is a race to see which evil destroys Grendel first! Or will the team of misfits, mad scientists, and ex-Navy SEALs finally prevail and be allowed a chance to live out their lives in peace?

Probably not…

The mystery is over! The enemies have surfaced! Now all Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have to do is survive one last conflict!

Get ready for the sixth and final installment in the MEGA series!

 

Friday Night Drabble Party!

I’m back!

Had to take last week off because I was in Washington State handling some personal business. It was great seeing the PNW again, I’d missed it, but it was good to get back home here in the good ol’ Cesspool of Sin (Asheville, NC. Look it up).

So, how are y’all doing?

I bet, right at this moment, you are wondering how you can get your hands on the audiobook of Razer Edge. I’m totally right, aren’t I?

Here ya go! Give that pic a click and you can make your earholes the happiest earholes in all of Earholelandia (real place)!

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Somewhere…
By
Jake Bible

The landscape was destroyed.

Craters pocked what had once been miles and miles of pristine prairie. The grasses were scorched and smoking; the small, hidden creeks were twisted lines of steaming toxicity; the animal burrows and warrens were crypts for smoldering pelts and ashen bones.

“Cassie?” Tallulah cried out, the blood from her forehead blinding her as she stumbled through the nightmare that had been her home. “Cassie?”

No reply. No movement. No Cassie.

Tallulah slowed then paused. Was that a cry? Was that Cassie calling to her?

She switched directions and moved on. Cassie was out there somewhere.

Somewhere…

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: MAKE YOUR EARHOLES HAPPY!

Razer Edge Now Available As An Audiobook! YOU ARE WELCOME!

That’s right, y’all! Razer Edge is now an audiobook!

Available from Audible and iTunes!

Click away to get your copy so that your earholes don’t jump off your head and go looking for themselves. Always keep your earholes happy, people! Always keep your earholes happy…

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.

It’s Roak’s kind of place.

But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.

For Roak, it should be an easy job – track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.

Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.

The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

It’s a Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

Not because it is the birthday of the Drabble Party, but because it’s my birthday! MINE!

Which means y’all owe me a present. Here’s my list:

  1. Pick up Black Box Inc. right now in ebook or paperback.
  2. Leave a review for Black Box Inc. if you’ve already picked it up.
  3. Pick up Razer Edge (or any of the Roak books).
  4. Or leave a review for Razer Edge. It needs reviews!

Okay, now that you’ve done all that, it’s time for my gift to you!

Enjoy!

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A Car
By
Jake Bible

Pure fear. That’s what Harold felt as he stared at the monstrosity in his garage.

“Uh…thanks?” he said with a forced smile.

“It’s a car,” Livia stated.

“Yeah, I see that,” Harold replied. “Is it, uh, street legal?”

“Well, no, obviously.”

“Obviously.”

Harold reached behind him, fumbling blindly for the doorknob. He gave it a twist. The clicking noise made Livia turn and her blood smeared face glowed eerily in the fluorescent lights.

“Where ya going?” she asked.

“Gotta pee,” Harold replied then fled, leaving Livia and the dripping, stinking, pile of meat she called a “car” far behind.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Zoom zoom!

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