Jake Bible Fiction

  • Black Box Inc Pre-order is up!

    Oh, it’s on now!

    My official Urban Fantasy debut is happening, yo!

    Check out the pre-order for Black Box Inc. This is one helluva great novel. All the Jake Bible action and snark mixed in with what makes the Urban Fantasy genre so great. Go get ya some!

    Need to hide something from the fae?
    Got a tricky trans-dimensional delivery to make?
    Need a big ball of magic that can destroy the world?
    Call Black Box Inc.

    The world as we know it is gone. Since the “extra-dimensional happening,” every creature, monster, and fairy tale goblin has turned Asheville, North Carolina, into their personal playground. An uneasy truce exists between the races, but Chase Lawter’s unique ability puts him squarely in the crosshairs of treachery, feuds, and monsters looking to make a buck on black market goods. Chase is the only known being who can pull material from between dimensions and shape it into whatever he likes—like boxes. Like boxes in which folks hide smoking guns and severed heads. Only Chase can hide the boxes, and only Chase can recover them from the Dim. All for a tidy sum, of course.

    His crack team—a yeti, a zombie, and a fae-trained assassin—have his back. What could possibly go wrong?

  • Playing in another Universe! For A Few Credits More!

    Well, I have been lucky enough to be a part of the Four Horsemen Universe. Chris Kennedy and Mark Wandrey invited me to taint their anthology with my word stuffs. FOOLS!

    Nah, it was a blast and I’m honored to be included with some amazing writers. Check it out, y’all. Click that pic and see what all the fuss is about!

  • New Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter Novel! Razer Edge Is HERE!

    The 3rd Roak book is out now!

    Get to the buying, the reading, and the reviewing! Tell your friends! Spread the word!

    Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.
    It’s Roak’s kind of place.
    But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.
    For Roak, it should be an easy job- track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.
    Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.
    The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday is here and we shall celebrate with 100 words of fantastical awesomeness!

    See all those links everywhere on this page? click one of them. Buy some shit. Keep my kid in college. I’m not joking. Do it. DO IT! DOOOOOO EEEEEET!

    Or you can click on this because I’m in it and it’s awesome.

    Now, on with the Drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Ages
    By
    Jake Bible

     

    The body was just too darn big to fit inside the box.

    Jasper went to find the old axe he’d been meaning to sharpen for ages. Ages. He stared at the dull and rusted blade, sighed, then got to work.

    Two hours. It took two hours for Jasper to get the body down to a manageable size so he could shut the box’s lid. He made sure the latch closed properly and affixed a nice, solid padlock.

    Jasper was about to return the axe when the knocking from inside the box began.

    It was going to be a long night.

    ***

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Always keep the blade ready!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Hello there!

    I’m back from Dragon*Con and ready to get my Drabble on!

    Man, my week has been filled with proofing manuscripts and prepping for the next novel which I start on Monday. Who’s ready for Mega 6? This guy!

    Anyhoo, click on some of the links that hang out on this website and buy some shit, people. Seriously. I got a mortgage to pay and a kid in college. This income thing is no joke. CLICK!

    Now, on with the 100 words of fantastical abandonment!

    Enjoy!

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    Another Day
    By
    Jake Bible

     

    They leapt into the air, kicking their back legs out as they curled their fore legs in, their hairy chins pointed down then up, down then up.

    The creatures hopped from rock to rock, never slowing, never looking like they even knew what hesitation was. Their exuberance for life was evident by their loud bleats and constant movement.

    The day wore on and their energy finally began to flag. They nodded to each other and headed for home, ready for a hearty dinner and nighttime nuzzles. It had been a glorious time.

    Jut another day in the lives of weregoats.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: I’m king of the mountain!