Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Woo Hoo for Friday! And around here it’s a beautiful Friday! Spring has sproinged!

    Well, I know last week’s drabble was a light one. More like skim milk than whole milk. It was tasty, but not something you want to put in a nice French roast, if ya know what I mean. (Yes, it is 7 a.m. when I’m writing this and yes, I am drinking coffee)

    But, enough of my blather. Time to get down to business. Tonight’s drabble is a little more meaty than last week’s, a little more Jake. (he he, I just called myself meaty… he he)

    I present, “Moon Feast”.

    Good stuff…

    Enjoy!

    Moon Feast

    Disclaimer: The moon! The moon’s to blame!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s already Friday? Holy Snoochy Boochies!

    Well, tonight, just to show I’m not all about violence and blood and gore and icky stuff, I have a whimsical drabble titled, “Heartbreak Meadows”.

    Now, I know most people wouldn’t consider the term “Heartbreak” to be filled with whimsy, but compared to homicidal robots, freaky aliens or just sick and twisted everyday folk, this is whimsy. WHIMSY I SAY!

    So kick back, relax and enjoy the next minute or so.

    Cheers!

    Heartbreak Meadows

    Disclaimer: Feelings of longing and nostalgia may occur. Feelings of nausea or disgust may occur also. And spots, tiny red spots on you forearms and back. I don’t know why, but you better see a doctor soon. I’m not kidding, you don’t want this stuff to spread.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party is rockin’ with the springtime weather!

    Who likes some good old storm-the-castle fantasy?

    Great!

    Wait, who just said “not me”? Come one, raise your hand. Nobody? Coward…

    Anyway, this one is titled, “Idiot Siege”.

    Enjoy!

    Idiot Siege

    Disclaimer: Hot oil! Don’t burn yourself!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s above freezing here in WNC! Know why?

    Because Friday Night Drabble Party is sooooo hot! Tssss! (That was me licking my finger and touching my butt. It sizzled.)

    So, in honor of the quite-not-here-yet Spring, I give you “Flavored Arch”.

    Yes, it has a rainbow in it. No, there aren’t any unicorns.

    Enjoy!

    Flavored Arch

    Disclaimer: Since there aren’t any unicorns in this drabble, no unicorns were harmed in the writing of this story. I did eviscerate a few rainbows until I got it just right, though. Oh, and I may have stepped on a bunny, but it was the bunny’s own damn fault…