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Razer Edge Now Available As An Audiobook! YOU ARE WELCOME!

That’s right, y’all! Razer Edge is now an audiobook!

Available from Audible and iTunes!

Click away to get your copy so that your earholes don’t jump off your head and go looking for themselves. Always keep your earholes happy, people! Always keep your earholes happy…

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.

It’s Roak’s kind of place.

But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.

For Roak, it should be an easy job – track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.

Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.

The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

It’s a Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

Not because it is the birthday of the Drabble Party, but because it’s my birthday! MINE!

Which means y’all owe me a present. Here’s my list:

  1. Pick up Black Box Inc. right now in ebook or paperback.
  2. Leave a review for Black Box Inc. if you’ve already picked it up.
  3. Pick up Razer Edge (or any of the Roak books).
  4. Or leave a review for Razer Edge. It needs reviews!

Okay, now that you’ve done all that, it’s time for my gift to you!

Enjoy!

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A Car
By
Jake Bible

Pure fear. That’s what Harold felt as he stared at the monstrosity in his garage.

“Uh…thanks?” he said with a forced smile.

“It’s a car,” Livia stated.

“Yeah, I see that,” Harold replied. “Is it, uh, street legal?”

“Well, no, obviously.”

“Obviously.”

Harold reached behind him, fumbling blindly for the doorknob. He gave it a twist. The clicking noise made Livia turn and her blood smeared face glowed eerily in the fluorescent lights.

“Where ya going?” she asked.

“Gotta pee,” Harold replied then fled, leaving Livia and the dripping, stinking, pile of meat she called a “car” far behind.

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Cheers!

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Playing in another Universe! For A Few Credits More!

Well, I have been lucky enough to be a part of the Four Horsemen Universe. Chris Kennedy and Mark Wandrey invited me to taint their anthology with my word stuffs. FOOLS!

Nah, it was a blast and I’m honored to be included with some amazing writers. Check it out, y’all. Click that pic and see what all the fuss is about!

New Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter Novel! Razer Edge Is HERE!

The 3rd Roak book is out now!

Get to the buying, the reading, and the reviewing! Tell your friends! Spread the word!

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.
It’s Roak’s kind of place.
But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.
For Roak, it should be an easy job- track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.
Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.
The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hello there!

I’m back from Dragon*Con and ready to get my Drabble on!

Man, my week has been filled with proofing manuscripts and prepping for the next novel which I start on Monday. Who’s ready for Mega 6? This guy!

Anyhoo, click on some of the links that hang out on this website and buy some shit, people. Seriously. I got a mortgage to pay and a kid in college. This income thing is no joke. CLICK!

Now, on with the 100 words of fantastical abandonment!

Enjoy!

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Another Day
By
Jake Bible

 

They leapt into the air, kicking their back legs out as they curled their fore legs in, their hairy chins pointed down then up, down then up.

The creatures hopped from rock to rock, never slowing, never looking like they even knew what hesitation was. Their exuberance for life was evident by their loud bleats and constant movement.

The day wore on and their energy finally began to flag. They nodded to each other and headed for home, ready for a hearty dinner and nighttime nuzzles. It had been a glorious time.

Jut another day in the lives of weregoats.

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Cheers!

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