Jake Bible Fiction

  • Writing In Suburbia #15: It All Happens At The Bar

    This week on Writing In Suburbia I fight Mexican drug cartels while my sidekick, Johnny Guns, woos the local madame to get information on the deadly Russian plot to take over Murica!

    Or I talk about networking and the importance of friendships and professional connections in the industry. In essence: why writers drink so much.

    It all happens at the bar!

    Plus I decide it’s a good day to wash sheets.

    Enjoy!

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  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Folks, it is that time of the week again! RITUAL HUMAN SACRIFICE TIME!

    What? That’s Wednesdays? And we aren’t supposed to talk about it? Not to anyone? Ever?

    Well, that’s a bummer. What’s the point of sacrificing one’s enemies if you can’t brag about it on one’s blog and/or social media? Sometimes I question the morals of this country.

    Hey! Speaking of morals! Did you know Z-Burbia is only $.99 right now? AND, if you buy it you can add on the audiobook for only $1.99 more? Hot damn!

    HOT DAMN!

    Now, on to tonight’s drabble! HUZZAH!

    Enjoy!

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    The Loop Never Stops
    By
    Jake Bible

    Trapped. The current data is processed at two gigabytes per second. The loop never stops.

    Cassie stared at the words on her screen. She glanced over her left shoulder. No one was watching her. She glanced over her right shoulder. Herb was watching, but that perv was always watching.

    Trapped. Enter protocol for return. The current data is processed at three gigabytes per second. Exponential growth. Cannot maintain position. The loop never stops.

    Cassie was about to reply when Herb cried out then vanished into his monitor. Into it. Then gone.

    Cassie decided it was time to go to lunch.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Then…I got in.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Hello, Friday, my old friend. I’ve got 100 words again.

    In sentences softly creepy, in paragraphs that are something something…

    Okay, I couldn’t keep it going. It’s early when I am writing this and coffee hasn’t kicked in yet. But, for you, my brave fans of micro-fiction, it is FRIDAY NIGHT DRABBLE PARRRRRRRTY TIIIIIIIIIMMMME!

    You know what? Let’s get right to the party. If you feel like checking out any books -ebook, print, or audio- just clickety clack any of those menu titles above. They will take you to a world of wonder!

    WONDER!

    Now, on to the drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Modern City Life
    By
    Jake Bible

    The subway rattled down the tracks while Holston stared at his hands. The other passengers had gotten off at the last few stops, leaving the car empty, a decaying mausoleum of modern city life.

    Holston coughed. He didn’t cover his mouth, just watched the droplets of spittle hit the deck of the subway car, adding to the years of grime and gunk.

    He wiped at his mouth and the back of his hand came away bloody.

    It was too late.

    Holston set his hand on his jeans and closed his eyes, ready for the end of the world to begin.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: You can’t take it with you when you die. Whatever it is.

  • New Releases! New Audiobooks!

    Howdy, folks!

    Got a couple new audiobooks for your precious earholes! Click away and then choose your favorite retailer!

    Cheers!

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  • New Release! Kaiju Inferno: Kaiju Winter Book Three!

    That’s right, giant monster fans! The third installment in my Kaiju Winter series is out!

    Things get CRAZY in this one. I mean it. If you want some serious kaiju on kaiju fighting then this is the novel for you. We are talking WORLD DESTROYING here! BOOM!

    Click the cover below for some sweet, sweet, kaiju action!

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