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Razer Edge Now Available As An Audiobook! YOU ARE WELCOME!

That’s right, y’all! Razer Edge is now an audiobook!

Available from Audible and iTunes!

Click away to get your copy so that your earholes don’t jump off your head and go looking for themselves. Always keep your earholes happy, people! Always keep your earholes happy…

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.

It’s Roak’s kind of place.

But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.

For Roak, it should be an easy job – track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.

Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.

The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

It’s a Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

Not because it is the birthday of the Drabble Party, but because it’s my birthday! MINE!

Which means y’all owe me a present. Here’s my list:

  1. Pick up Black Box Inc. right now in ebook or paperback.
  2. Leave a review for Black Box Inc. if you’ve already picked it up.
  3. Pick up Razer Edge (or any of the Roak books).
  4. Or leave a review for Razer Edge. It needs reviews!

Okay, now that you’ve done all that, it’s time for my gift to you!

Enjoy!

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A Car
By
Jake Bible

Pure fear. That’s what Harold felt as he stared at the monstrosity in his garage.

“Uh…thanks?” he said with a forced smile.

“It’s a car,” Livia stated.

“Yeah, I see that,” Harold replied. “Is it, uh, street legal?”

“Well, no, obviously.”

“Obviously.”

Harold reached behind him, fumbling blindly for the doorknob. He gave it a twist. The clicking noise made Livia turn and her blood smeared face glowed eerily in the fluorescent lights.

“Where ya going?” she asked.

“Gotta pee,” Harold replied then fled, leaving Livia and the dripping, stinking, pile of meat she called a “car” far behind.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Zoom zoom!

Playing in another Universe! For A Few Credits More!

Well, I have been lucky enough to be a part of the Four Horsemen Universe. Chris Kennedy and Mark Wandrey invited me to taint their anthology with my word stuffs. FOOLS!

Nah, it was a blast and I’m honored to be included with some amazing writers. Check it out, y’all. Click that pic and see what all the fuss is about!

New Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter Novel! Razer Edge Is HERE!

The 3rd Roak book is out now!

Get to the buying, the reading, and the reviewing! Tell your friends! Spread the word!

Razer Station is one of the most notorious stations in the galaxy. Criminals, con artists, freaks, rebels, junkies, and smugglers inhabit the space station that floats at the outer edge of civilization.
It’s Roak’s kind of place.
But, Roak isn’t on Razer for a little R&R; he’s there on a job.
For Roak, it should be an easy job- track down an old tech that has been targeted by several corporations and deliver the tech to the corporations.
Except Razer Station is never that accommodating and Roak’s easy job quickly turns into a nightmare battle for survival and a race across the station before it all goes up in flames.
The third chapter in the Roak saga continues with more grit, more grime, and more bodies than ever. Roak is pissed and gunning for anyone and everyone that dares get in his way!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday is here and we shall celebrate with 100 words of fantastical awesomeness!

See all those links everywhere on this page? click one of them. Buy some shit. Keep my kid in college. I’m not joking. Do it. DO IT! DOOOOOO EEEEEET!

Or you can click on this because I’m in it and it’s awesome.

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Ages
By
Jake Bible

 

The body was just too darn big to fit inside the box.

Jasper went to find the old axe he’d been meaning to sharpen for ages. Ages. He stared at the dull and rusted blade, sighed, then got to work.

Two hours. It took two hours for Jasper to get the body down to a manageable size so he could shut the box’s lid. He made sure the latch closed properly and affixed a nice, solid padlock.

Jasper was about to return the axe when the knocking from inside the box began.

It was going to be a long night.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Always keep the blade ready!

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