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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hello, September!

I don’t expect September to say hello back because September is a month and months don’t talk. Except for June. I swear, you just can’t get June to shut up. Jeez…

HEY! GUESS WHAT????

Max Rage: Intergalactic Badass! is now in audiobook! The folks at Tantor Audio have done an AMAZING job with this production. Y’all need to check this out. Seriously.

Oh, and lest we forget (which is punishable by death in Singapore and Arizona) that Infinite Mayhem is out now too! Audiobook will be available probably just after Thanksgiving (that’s early December for you non-Yanks). GO GET SOME ROAK!

What else? Oh, yes, a drabble!

Enjoy!

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Putting On Airs
By
Jake Bible

“Those are sharks.”

“Dolphins.”

“How can you say that? Dolphins don’t circle like that. They also have WAY different dorsal fins.”

“Dorsal fins. Oh, look who’s putting on airs. Dorsal fins…”

“That’s what they’re called. And dolphins’ dorsal fins flop over at the top.”

“Flop over?”

“Yes, they aren’t rigid like sharks.”

“Well, look at that one. Bit floppy there.”

“It’s not floppy, it’s bent. Probably an old injury.”

“Should have gone to the vet.”

“…”

“What?”

“Did you just say that a shark should have gone to the vet?”

“No, I said that dolphin should have gone to the vet.”

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Cheers!

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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Happy Friday The 13th!

Be sure to hug your favorite homicidal maniac!

Speaking of homicidal maniacs…

I have two new releases this week!

The first is the fourth Roak novel- Paradox Slaughter! This may be my favorite in the series so far. Check it out!

The second book out is the standalone sequel to Black Box Inc.- Blood Ghast Blues! This is a standalone, so if you haven’t read the first one, no worries. You’ll totally be able to hop in right here. GO GET IT!

Also, for those of you that are podcast inclined, there’s a new episode of Writing In Suburbia out!

Go get all the stuffs, people! GO GET ALL THE STUFFS!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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For Ages
By
Jake Bible

Hand to throat, knee on chest; the man held the creature down as the thing struggled underneath.

“You think you could kill them all and I’d never find you?” the man snarled. “Tracked you for ages.” The man squeezed harder. “Ages. Now you will pay for what–.”

The man’s eyes went wide as the bony tip of the creature’s tail exploded from the middle of the man’s chest.

Hand to throat relaxed, knee to chest fell away; the man collapsed onto his side, dead.

“How’d you think I killed ’em all, bitch?” the creature spat, wiping blood from its tail.

 

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Cheers!

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Writing In Suburbia #62: Workin’ Hard…

This week I chat about a TON of stuff. From whether or not I will become an indie publisher to my dropping out of ConCarolinas. Plus, someone is demolishing the trailer behind my house and one of my dogs goes NUTS over that!

You don’t want to miss this episode.

Enjoy!

Show notes-

Books mentioned:

Paradox Slaughter by Jake Bible

Blood Ghast Blues by Jake Bible

Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Writing In Suburbia #61: Two Questions With Paul E. Cooley!

Another new episode! Huzzah!

This is the first official “Two Questions With…” episode. I’ll be releasing these every other week, so stay tuned for more awesome guests!

In this episode I interview Paul E. Cooley. He’s a great guy despite being my nemesis. Excellent writer (despite being my nemesis)! Check out all his stuff (despite him being my nemesis) at shadowpublications.com

Enjoy the show!

Show notes-

Books mentioned:

In Perpetuity by Jake Bible

EverRealm by Jake Bible

Ghere’s Inferno by Paul E Cooley

Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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RSS- http://jakebible.libsyn.com/rss

iTunes- https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/writing-in-suburbia/id334464270?mt=2

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Google Play- https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iscihk5id2ycdkzq4cykwnf4kre?t%3DWriting_In_Suburbia

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Happy Friday!

Gonna make this super quick so we can get to the drabble goodness.

The incredible writer, Lee Murray, has switched publishers. She is now with Severed Press and has moved her amazing novel, Into The Mist, over to Severed! Let’s all give her a huge welcome by clicking on that cover below and buying her book! I’ve read it, it’s incredible, and certainly a novel that fans of mine will love. GO GET IT! Oh, and it won the Sir Julius Vogel Award for 2016 Best Novel! Bam!

Also, Galactic Vice audiobook!

And Agent Prime!

Click the pics!

Get!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Twas A Nice Life
By
Jake Bible

“Oh my, oh my, oh my!” Bumbletubs cried as he ran down the corridor, the Thing right on his heels. “OH MY!”

“Bumbletubs!” the prince shouted from his bedroom. “Keep it down, I am trying to nap!”

“Sorry to disturb, M’Lord!” Bumbletubs screamed as he raced past the prince’s closed bedroom door. “So sorry!”

“Well, you should be, Bumbletubs! You should be!” The prince grumbled inaudibly then snoring reached the corridor after assailing the bedroom door.

Bumbletubs scampered around the corridor’s corner, the Thing still on his heels.

“Twas a nice life,” Bumbletubs thought just as the Thing caught up.

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Cheers!

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