Jake: What are you doing?
Jake: Looks like I’m talking to you.
Jake: And what should you be doing?
Jake: Finishing the new novel.
Jake: So why are you still talking to me?
Jake: I don’t know. I can’t help it.
Jake: Don’t you want to finish the new novel?
Jake: More than anything in the world! Well, maybe not that much, but I do want to finish it.
Jake: So maybe save some Jake On Jake action for next week?
Jake: Probably a good idea.
Jake: I have been known to have them from time to time.
Jake: Yet you never share.
Jake: You never ask.
Jake: Oh, ok. I’ll ask more.
Jake: Sounds like a plan. Now get to writing!
Jake: Yes, sir.
Jake Bible is a writer. That’s what he does. To do anything else would be to fight his very nature. And Jake is a lover, not a fighter.
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