Jake: What are you doing?

Jake: Looks like I’m talking to you.

Jake: And what should you be doing?

Jake: Finishing the new novel.

Jake: So why are you still talking to me?

Jake: I don’t know. I can’t help it.

Jake: Don’t you want to finish the new novel?

Jake: More than anything in the world! Well, maybe not that much, but I do want to finish it.

Jake: So maybe save some Jake On Jake action for next week?

Jake: Probably a good idea.

Jake: I have been known to have them from time to time.

Jake: Yet you never share.

Jake: You never ask.

Jake: Oh, ok. I’ll ask more.

Jake: Sounds like a plan. Now get to writing!

Jake: Yes, sir.

Jake Bible is a writer. That’s what he does. To do anything else would be to fight his very nature. And Jake is a lover, not a fighter.