Friday Night Drabble Party!

While you be readin’, I’ll be grillin’! It is Friday, after all.

Welcome to the Party!

Ready for tonight’s Drabble? Yes? Then let’s jump right in!

BUT, before you do, have you read this? RIGHT HERE!

Now, on to the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Market Value
By
Jake Bible

The stain would never leave; not any amount of washing could remove the dark red from the carpet.

Not even removing the carpet itself.

“Interesting manifestation,” Dr. Carlmonder stated, mentioned, observed. “How soon between removal and its reappearance?”

“A day. Two at the most,” Mrs. Billwager said. “I have scrubbed and scrubbed, washed and washed, vacuumed and vacuumed. The carpet has been replaced three times this year alone. I’ll never be able to sell this house and move with this abomination appearing. It’s ruining my market value.”

“Hmmm,” Dr. Carlmonder pondered, puzzled, thought. “Have you thought about trying hardwood flooring?”

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