Only thing better than a normal Friday Night Drabble Party? A Friday the 13th Night Drabble Party!

It’s like the Universe had me in mind when making the calendar. Thank you, Universe!

So, to celebrate this most holy night of slasherific slasherness I give you this drabble! I serve it up  on a plate of pan-seared liver with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti. Mmmmmmm!

Enjoy!

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A Hard Night’s Work

By

Jake Bible

“RUN!” I scream at her. “Go get the car!”

I toss her the keys, but they slip through her fingers, falling into the thick mud at her feet.

The rain pours down on us, creating red rivulets of blood that flow down my skin as my wounds continue to bleed. I can’t believe he cut me. Deep. Am I dying? Am I?

“There he is!” she yells at me. “Just past the trees!”

“THEN GO AFTER HIM!” I shout. “Do I have to do everything?!”

What was I thinking hiring an assistant? There’s a reason we serial killers work alone.

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How’d ya like that one?

Cheers!

Disclaimer:  They were warned…They are doomed…And on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them.