Who’s ready to get down on the get down? Who’s ready to Party like it’s 2999? There will be jetpacks!

I have a Drabble in my post and its happy to see you!

Enjoy!

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Video Games Kill!

By

Jake Bible

“The jump is too far!” Harold screamed. “I’ll never make that!”

“Come on, dude,” Clint smirked. “You just have to go all the way back, get a good start, run your ass off then jump at the very last second. Just like on level three of Super Jump Man.”

“Impossible!”

“No, it’s not. You got this.”

“Fine. Whatever.”

Harold stood at the far edge, took several deep breaths then ran. His arms pumped, his legs bunched. He jumped! And fell.

“Huh,” Clint said, looking over the edge of the building at his friend’s mangled corpse. “Video game physics totally lied.”

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Disclaimer: Kids are dumb.