Well, it may be a wet and rainy Friday here in good ol’ Western North Carolina, but that won’t stop the Party!

Of course, as it sometimes happens, I have some pimpin’ to do before we get to the 100 words of goodness.

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Okay, enough shilling, time to get to the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Not Jelly
By
Jake Bible

The cup of coffee had long since gone cold by the time Malcolm was able to tear his eyes away from it and look at the gun that lay upon the kitchen table.

He studied the curves, the blued steel, the way the thing looked heavy even though it was only his .22 target pistol.

His eyes went from the gun to the strawberry jelly that covered the table around it. The dark red and hunks of fruit.

“Not jelly,” he whispered to himself.

He picked up his phone and dialed 911, ready to report what his wife had done.

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Cheers!

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