Friday Night Drabble Party!

Yay for Friday! Or as I like to call it “One Day Closer To Death So Let’s Go Rob A Bank” day!

I kid. Unless you happen to know of a team of criminals looking to apprentice a broke writer. I don’t have much experience, but damn if I don’t have enthusiasm! LET’S GO ROB A BANK!

Okay, okay, enough with the funny stuff. Time to get serious. And by serious I mean GIANT MUTANT DINOSAURS AND CANNIBAL CAVEMEN!

Mega 4: Behemoth Island is available for your ebook pleasure!

Behemoth-Island-ebook-coverJust look at the awesome cover! You know you want to read the book! Do it! DO IT!

And now for our regularly scheduled drabble!

Enjoy!

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Make Excuses
By
Jake Bible

My total amount of giving a shit is equal to the exact amount of I don’t give a fuck. It’s really that simple.

“You make excuses, Blane,” I say. “You make excuses and then you hide behind them. You’re like a fucking terrorist that uses children as human shields.”

I don’t really think Blane’s a terrorist. I also don’t blame him for making excuses. If I was getting the holy shit beat out of me, I’d make excuses too.

I wipe the snot and blood from his face with his own sleeve.

“Now, where is the cash, bitch?” I snarl.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Seriously, I’d make a great getaway driver or bag man. Send me a PM, DM, or IM. No BMs, though.

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