Friday Night Drabble Party!
It’s Friday the 13th!
In honor of this high holy day of horror, I have written something special. It’s about kittens. Killer kittens. They eat people’s faces and stuff.
Okay, no they don’t. That would be against the kitten kode. What the drabble is really about is… Well, you’ll just have to read it!
Happy Machete Wielding Maniac Day!
“Okay, folks, let’s get the meeting started. Before we get too far into neighborhood business, I’d like to introduce our new head of gate security. Please welcome Jason.”
“What’s up with the hockey mask?”
“That is one big machete.”
“Is that smell him? Does he live in the beaver pond or something?”
“Now, folks, we understand that maybe our choice was unconventional, but he comes highly recommended. He has a reputation of once he’s on a job he never quits. Or never dies. I forget which. Now, how about we move on to the report from the beautification committee, okay?”
Disclaimer: Ch-ch-ch-ch! Ah-ah-ah-ah!