That’s right, my fine feathered people (you are feathered, get used to it), there is a new Jake Bible novel that has been released into the wild.

The wild, wild OCEAN, that is!

May I present: Blood Cruise!

Look at that cover. LOOK AT IT! How can you not want to buy this book?

Ben Clow’s plans are set. Drop off kids, pick up girlfriend, head to the marina, and hop on best friend’s cruiser for a weekend of fun at sea. But Ben’s happy plans are about to be changed by a tentacled horror that lurks beneath the waves.

International crime lords! Deep cover black ops agents! A ravenous, bloodsucking monster! A storm of evil and danger conspire to turn Ben Clow’s vacation from a fun ocean getaway into a nightmare of a Blood Cruise!

International crime lords? Deep cover black ops agents? A ravenous, bloodsucking monster? And more! MORE! THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL! ALL THE FUN! SO MUCH FUN AND BLOOD AND ACTION AND BLOOD AND POKER AND BLOOD AND GUNS AND BLOOD!

BLOOD!

So get to the clickety-clickety on that fine, fine cover and prepare to be transported on a…wait for it…BLOOD CRUISE!