Well, folks, Spring has sprung in my neck of the woods. What does that even mean? How do woods have necks? English is bizarre. Anyhoo, Spring is here and with it comes a brand new world, all fresh and green and filled with pollen and spores and things that will get inside your mucous membranes and just burrow in, dig themselves right through that tender flesh and…

What?

Hey! Guess what? Books! BOOKS!

Fighting Iron!

It has thirteen reviews so far. Just thirteen. But what is interesting is how all of them are 5-star. Never had that happen before with a new book launch. The other funny thing is how many people say they didn’t expect to like the book then ended up loving it. That’s probably the best compliment I could get as a writer. Surprising even my fans is pretty sweet. So, if y’all are in the mood, have a click and check out this far-future mech western. It’s pretty kick-ass.

Oh, and guess what else? Go ahead, guess. GUESS! Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya. Salvage Merc One is available on Audible!

But, wait, that’s not all! Just before posting this, I was informed that a certain Z-Burbia sequel is now available in ebook form! Welcome to Z-Burbia 7: Sisters of the Apocalypse!

KERPOW!

Now, how about we get some drabble action goin’ on, yo? WORD!

Enjoy!

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Natural Wonders
By
Jake Bible

The rabbit raced for the hole. It was close, only a few yards away, the opening within sight. But the creature that chased the hare was closer, only a couple feet behind, bone-white hands reaching, ready to snatch it up.

The rabbit dodged to the left then to the right, its agility one of the many natural wonders of the world. But the pursuing creature would not be dissuaded, it chased the rabbit right up to the hole then stopped, hands on hips, mouth pursed in annoyance.

“I wonder…” Alice said as she peered inside the rabbit hole entrance.

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Cheers!

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