The Party is back!

Yes, FNDP has been missing from your eyeholes for a couple weeks. I had deadlines and then there was some time with the Fam for spring break. Life keeps moving, folks.

But the mighty free micro-fiction has returned!

Know what else has returned? Fighting Iron! But, this time it’s in audiobook form! You gotta hear this, y’all. The narrator did a fantastic job. If you’re in the mood for a far-future mech western, and I know you are, then this is the audiobook for you! Just click the pic and awaaaaaaay you go!

Oh, and know what else is going on? My newsletter! Sign up if you haven’t already. I do not spam. I repeat, I do not spam. Spamming is way too much work. You’ll get a monthly newsletter and maybe some special announcements here and there. Maybe. Again, it’s a lot of work.

Now, onto tonight’s Drabble!

Enjoy!

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McDoogal’s Mech Oil
By
Jake Bible

“Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the mechs at sea! We interrupt your evening’s entertainment for a special report. Hal? Are you there?”

“I am here, Connor, and what a sight! I am standing on the Malibu shore. The sea is churning, the Army is setting up artillery, and all heck is about to break loose. If it wasn’t for the mechs, I don’t think we’d survive these giant monsters.”

“Yes, indeed, Hal. Speaking of, I should remind our audience that tonight’s sponsor is McDoogal’s Mech Oil. The only oil trusted for America’s fifty-foot battle machines’ needs!”

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Cheers!

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