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Not A Thing
By
Jake Bible

“I changed my mind. I don’t want to do this.”

“What? Dude! You can’t change your mind now! It’s too late!”

“It’s never too late.”

“Um, yeah, it is. You chopped his head off!”

“Then I call do-over.”

“You what?”

“I call do-over. We’ll just turn back time and I’ll not chop off his head.”

“That’s not a thing.”

“Sure it is. We use a watch or hourglass or wibbly-wobbly phone booth.”

“Those don’t exist!”

“What?”

“Those don’t exist. Time travel isn’t real.”

“Huh… You sure?”

“DUDE!”

“Shit. Okay. Well, guess we better bury the body then.”

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