Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday is here and we shall celebrate with 100 words of fantastical awesomeness!

See all those links everywhere on this page? click one of them. Buy some shit. Keep my kid in college. I’m not joking. Do it. DO IT! DOOOOOO EEEEEET!

Or you can click on this because I’m in it and it’s awesome.

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Ages
By
Jake Bible

 

The body was just too darn big to fit inside the box.

Jasper went to find the old axe he’d been meaning to sharpen for ages. Ages. He stared at the dull and rusted blade, sighed, then got to work.

Two hours. It took two hours for Jasper to get the body down to a manageable size so he could shut the box’s lid. He made sure the latch closed properly and affixed a nice, solid padlock.

Jasper was about to return the axe when the knocking from inside the box began.

It was going to be a long night.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Always keep the blade ready!

Posted on September 15, 2017, in Friday Night Drabble Party and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Friday Night Drabble Party!.

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