Friday Night Drabble Party!
Well, it’s Friday the 13th! What a way to party, eh?
Now, on with the drabble!
First, let me say thank you for providing all those immoral, nubile, drug-addicted teenagers for me to slaughter. I appreciate the gesture.
But that’s not why I’m writing. This is a lot of work to do alone. I was hoping maybe you could send a friend? Someone good with knives? It’s asking a lot, but you’re God, so…
Thank you for listening, and thank you for the whole immortality thing. Comes in handy when I’m set on fire, stabbed, shot, blown up, and run over by various vehicles.
Hope you and Jesus are doing well.
Disclaimer: Machetes, am I right?