Well, it’s Friday the 13th! What a way to party, eh?

I’m gonna leave these pics down here for you to click on at your leisure. Review Razer Edge, if you will. Buy For A Few Credits More, please. And pre-order Black Box Inc. Go!

Now, on with the drabble!

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Dear God…
By
Jake Bible

Dear God,

First, let me say thank you for providing all those immoral, nubile, drug-addicted teenagers for me to slaughter. I appreciate the gesture.

But that’s not why I’m writing. This is a lot of work to do alone. I was hoping maybe you could send a friend? Someone good with knives? It’s asking a lot, but you’re God, so…

Thank you for listening, and thank you for the whole immortality thing. Comes in handy when I’m set on fire, stabbed, shot, blown up, and run over by various vehicles.

Hope you and Jesus are doing well.

Love,
Jason

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