Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hey there! I missed y’all last week. It was Black Friday and I spent the weekend buried under a pile of Pillow Pets. They were 75% off. I wanted the koala so I dug deep. Then it all went dark. That’s why I missed last week’s Drabble Party. My bad…

But, hey, I’m back now!

First, for the obligatory sales pitch: BUY MEGA 6!

End obligatory sales pitch.

On with the 100 words!

Enjoy!

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No Friends
By
Jake Bible

Five friends went into the woods. Four friends came back.

What they saw, they never spoke about. What they did, they never told. What they experienced, they tried to forget.

Four friends went into the woods. Three friends came back.

What they saw, one of them spoke about. What they did, one of them told. What they experienced, one could never forget.

Three police squads went into the woods. No police squads came back.

Two friends found the third friend. Two friends took the third friend into the woods. No friends came back.

The woods sighed. The woods were happy.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Stay away from the woods, yo.

Posted on December 1, 2017, in Friday Night Drabble Party and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Glad you made it out of there alive! I never trusted those pillow pets. They always seem to be plotting something, like when to smother me and secure themselves around my head.

    I have a little addition to this week’s FNDP.

    Always The Worst Day
    by, Dan Delgado

    A brilliant flash, then darkness.

    I wake, lying on my back, feeling like an uncoordinated stranger inhabits my skin. It dawns on me, that flash was lightning.

    Looking down my prone form, I see one of my shoes has a hole blasted through it where the bolt exited my body. “Dammit, these were a birthday gift!”

    Rising, grumbling, walking spastically, smoke exiting my ears and rising from my bald scalp, I head toward my car. Placing my hands in my pockets I notice two things: my wallet and its contents are fried, and my keys are stuck together.

    “Fucking Mondays…”

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