We made it through another week, people! ANOTHER WEEK!

I am so proud of each and every one of you. Seriously. I wasn’t sure you’d all be here at the end, but look at y’all… So much pride…

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Enjoy!

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Funny Story
By
Jake Bible

“Bumbletubs?”

“Yes, M’Lord?”

“Why is there a grashbal in my court?”

“Oh, yes, funny story, M’Lord. You see–.”

“Is it a long story, Bumbletubs?”

“Not particularly, M’Lord.”

“Not particularly…? By what metric are you judging the length of this explanation?”

“Shorter than our current conversation, M’Lord.”

“…”

“…”

“Get on with it, Bumbletubs.”

“With enthusiasm, M’Lord.”

“But not too much enthusiasm, Bumbletubs. I am developing a migraine and you know how enthusiasm exacerbates my condition.”

“Yes, M’Lord, I shall mute my enthusiasm to an appropriate level.”

“I appreciate that, Bumbletubs. You were saying about the grashbal…?”

“Ah, yes, funny story that, M’lord…”

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