Oh, hello!

I am so glad you made it past the swamp monster, climbed the trellis of really sharp thorns, fought the mugwomp, and leapt over the fire of questionable heat! Sorry for all the security measures, but you gotta protect against so many trolls these days, am I right?

Hey! You know who doesn’t need protection? MAX RAGE: INTERGALACTIC BADASS!

The reviews are coming in and folks are loving them some Rage!

“This was a fun, raunchy, kick arse book…..plain and simple.“

“This was such a fun read!!“

“Max Rage doesn’t disappoint! From beginning to end, the storyline is chalk-full of action, violence, coarse language, and a fair amount of hilariously random farting.”

I’m super proud of the random farting. 🙂

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Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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First Step
By
Jake Bible

“First step skipped. Third gate on the right. Duck.”

Lionel held the weathered piece of paper and read the line of instructions over and over, the dark tunnel waiting before him. Lightning flashed over the snow capped mountains far behind. Five seconds later, thunder rolled, shaking the air and making Lionel jump.

“Ok. I can do this. Just follow the instructions and I’ll be fine.”

He knelt and made sure his boot laces were tied tight then stood again, sighed, and walked into the tunnel.

He screamed the entire three hundred feet down.

He forgot to skip the first step.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: You can’t run from the Rage!