One more week down! Getting closer to the End of Days, folks!

What? Oh, I’m kidding. How would I know when the End of Days is? I mean, it’s not like having the last name of Bible puts me in a special club or anything. I’m not building a bunker for my family in the mountains so it’s ready before January 18th, 2023. Why would I do something so very specific? Y’all are paranoid.

Hey! Who wants a drabble? You do!

Check out the drabble below and if you like what you read and want to support the author that wrote such a fine little nugget of fiction (me) then please click around the website for a bit. Also, review a book! Preferably one of mine, but you do you.

Oh, and check out my interview on the Unstructured podcast. You’ll dig it.

Enjoy!

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Two Doors
By
Jake Bible

“Seven doors? There should be only two doors,” Dale stated.

“What?” the devil asked. “No, seven is our usual number.”

“Yeah, but The Lady and the Tiger,” Dale replied.

“What tiger? We don’t have tigers down here,” the devil said, annoyed.

“No, it’s a story,” Dale insisted, “with two doors.”

“Yeah, well, your story has seven doors. Pick one,” the devil snapped.

“I’m going to ignore five of the doors and just use those two,” Dale said.

“You realize it’s shit like this that got you down here in the first place, right?” the devil asked and rolled his eyes.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: January 18th, 2023…