Jake Bible Fiction

  • Z-Burbia Limited Edition Hardcover!

    That’s right, my friends! The novel that started it all is now available as a Limited Edition Hardcover!

    I am working with DarkMuse Syndicate (a partner of DarkFuse Press) to put out 52 copies of a signed, numbered hardcover of the first book in the Z-Burbia series. 52 copies only, y’all!

    Now, my mailing list folks got first choice yesterday, but the book has only officially been available since midnight. You still have time! But not much, yo. DarkFuse is offering these books to their entire subscriber list, so I’d advise moving fast if you want a copy. Once they are gone, they are gone!

    Hop to it and click the pic!

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  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Here we are again. You. Me. A Drabble between us. It’s like it’s fate.

    Welcome back to the party, y’all. THE party. No other party going on tonight. Nope. Plenty of drinking and crying, but not much partying.

    Anyhoo…

    I hope you enjoy tonight’s 100 words. Maybe they’ll inspire you. Give you a feeling of wonder. You remember that feeling, right? It’s that feeling I try to capture every time I write. But, it should be a feeling we all bring to the world every single day no matter the job.

    Bring wonder, y’all.

    Enjoy.

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    Pretend For Real
    By
    Jake Bible

    “Captain! The engines are overheating!”

    “Divert power to shields!”

    “But, sir–!”

    “DO IT!”

    It had come out of nowhere. The system they were exploring should have been empty, but there it was, guns blazing and on a collision course with them.

    “Fire torpedoes! Blow it out of the sky!”

    “Space.”

    “What?”

    “Space. Not sky.”

    “Why do you have to be such a bummer, Nick?”

    The kid, Nick, about eight, turned around, the cardboard taped to his chair falling off as a bit of tape came loose.

    “If we’re going to pretend then we need to pretend for real, Paul. Jeez.”

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Do not become assimilated.

  • New Audiobooks- Z-Burbia 7, Roak, & Kaiju Winter!

    Howdy!

    Guess what? New audiobooks!

    Now, all of you on the mailing list already got this announcement. You’re the cool kids.

    But, for the rest of you (you’re cool too), feast your eyes on the beauty of these audiobooks now available from Audible and iTunes (Amazon as well, but really, that’s Audible)! Get to the clicking, y’all!

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  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Time again for 100 words of pure AWESOME!

    But, before we dive into the micro-fiction, I need a little help.

    Stone Cold Bastards is on the “Can’t Wait” Books of 2017 list on Goodreads. It’s hovering around #105. All it needs is a few more votes and it’ll break the Top 100 and get to the first page. This is a big deal, y’all. Don’t have a Goodreads account? Now’s the time to create one. In fact, if you have an Amazon account you should be able to use that. Makes signing up and logging in simple. CLICK HERE GO VOTE FOR THE BASTARDS!

    Now, on with the Drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    All In The Hopes
    By
    Jake Bible

    The swing arm creaked, its hinges not having been used in close to a decade, as Lester pulled the mic close to his lips.

    “This is Lester Gomez,” he said, his voice shaky and unsure. “I’m hoping someone, anyone is out there to hear me. It’s been fifteen years since the event. Fifteen years. I finally got this transmitter station up and going. I’m using solar, wind, even a pedal bike, to power it. All in the hopes…”

    He trailed off, his voice choked with emotion.

    “All in the hopes I’m not the last person left alive on this planet.”

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Booger!

  • Outpost Hell Cover Reveal!

    Oh, it’s almost here, y’all!

    Outpost Hell!

    But, until the novel is available on Amazon, how about I give you a sneak peek at the cover?

    Now, to be honest, you folks aren’t getting the first look. Nope. Those that have subscribed to the mailing list got to see this beauty waaaaaaay before you. I call them the cool kids because they’re cool. You want to be cool too, right? Right? Then sign up for the mailing list and get exclusive and early access to all kinds of stuffs and things! Bam!

    Now, how about a looksee at the cover?

    ouheAfter an opportunistic heist gone wrong, a squad of Galactic Fleet Marines set down on a remote planet hoping to repair their badly damaged ship and resupply quickly so they can be on their way to spend their new riches.

    Finding the supply outpost occupied by less than normal residents, the Marines are soon fighting for their lives against a deadly force unlike any they’ve seen on the battlefield. It’ll take all their training and skills to get out alive, let alone in one piece.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    How’s that for awesome?

    Now, SIGN UP FOR THE MAILING LIST!