Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Welcome back to Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Not sure what a drabble is? Check out my “What’s A Drabble?” page, it, um, tells you what a drabble is…

    So, Spring hasn’t quite sprung here in Appalachia, but it sure isn’t a frozen wasteland of ice, snow and dirty, nasty slush anymore. Nope, now it’s just mud. Lots and lots of mud…

    So, in honor of warmer weather and Springtime dreams, I give you “The Greatest Day Of Her Life”. It’s a heart warming tale of a bride gone bad. Bridezilla? Hardly. More like Bride Torrance… (That’s a Shining reference. Get it? Oh, never mind…)

    Enjoy!

    The Greatest Day Of Her Life

    Disclaimer: Blood, so much blood… And cake! Okay, there isn’t any cake. I lied. Sorry. But there is blood! Yeah blood!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Hellooooooooooo Friday!

    And Hello to y’all. I hope your week went well. If it did not then maybe a little free fiction will cheer you up.

    Or creep you out…

    Yep, tonight’s drabble is entitled, “Squishy”. Nuff  said.

    Squishy

    Enjoy!

    Disclaimer: It is filled with yuck. Creepy yuck. I’m glad I got it out of my head. Now it’s in yours! Muwahahahahahaha!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Welcome, once again, to Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Eleven years ago today my son was born. Happy Birthday Buddy!

    And in honor of his fleeting childhood, tonight’s drabble is a bit of good old-fashioned fantasy that should appeal to kids of all ages.

    So, before I drown in sappy clichés, I present, “Hide And Seek”.

    Enjoy!

    Hide And Seek


    Disclaimer: this drabble may not have enough blood, gore, violence, nudity or zombies for your taste. In fact, it has none of that stuff! Tough! It’s for the children!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s above freezing here in WNC! Know why?

    Because Friday Night Drabble Party is sooooo hot! Tssss! (That was me licking my finger and touching my butt. It sizzled.)

    So, in honor of the quite-not-here-yet Spring, I give you “Flavored Arch”.

    Yes, it has a rainbow in it. No, there aren’t any unicorns.

    Enjoy!

    Flavored Arch

    Disclaimer: Since there aren’t any unicorns in this drabble, no unicorns were harmed in the writing of this story. I did eviscerate a few rainbows until I got it just right, though. Oh, and I may have stepped on a bunny, but it was the bunny’s own damn fault…

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Okay, so is it just me or is every single Friday for the past few FOREVERS been just cold, crap weather? Well, it has been here in good ol’ Asheville, NC.

    So, once again, I present a drabble that has a hot climate feel.

    I give you, “The Cost Of Doing Business”.

    It’s a classic theme.

    Enjoy!

    Cost Of Doing Business

    Disclaimer: Blood! Oh, the blood!