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Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

It’s a Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

Not because it is the birthday of the Drabble Party, but because it’s my birthday! MINE!

Which means y’all owe me a present. Here’s my list:

  1. Pick up Black Box Inc. right now in ebook or paperback.
  2. Leave a review for Black Box Inc. if you’ve already picked it up.
  3. Pick up Razer Edge (or any of the Roak books).
  4. Or leave a review for Razer Edge. It needs reviews!

Okay, now that you’ve done all that, it’s time for my gift to you!

Enjoy!

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A Car
By
Jake Bible

Pure fear. That’s what Harold felt as he stared at the monstrosity in his garage.

“Uh…thanks?” he said with a forced smile.

“It’s a car,” Livia stated.

“Yeah, I see that,” Harold replied. “Is it, uh, street legal?”

“Well, no, obviously.”

“Obviously.”

Harold reached behind him, fumbling blindly for the doorknob. He gave it a twist. The clicking noise made Livia turn and her blood smeared face glowed eerily in the fluorescent lights.

“Where ya going?” she asked.

“Gotta pee,” Harold replied then fled, leaving Livia and the dripping, stinking, pile of meat she called a “car” far behind.

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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday is here and we shall celebrate with 100 words of fantastical awesomeness!

See all those links everywhere on this page? click one of them. Buy some shit. Keep my kid in college. I’m not joking. Do it. DO IT! DOOOOOO EEEEEET!

Or you can click on this because I’m in it and it’s awesome.

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Ages
By
Jake Bible

 

The body was just too darn big to fit inside the box.

Jasper went to find the old axe he’d been meaning to sharpen for ages. Ages. He stared at the dull and rusted blade, sighed, then got to work.

Two hours. It took two hours for Jasper to get the body down to a manageable size so he could shut the box’s lid. He made sure the latch closed properly and affixed a nice, solid padlock.

Jasper was about to return the axe when the knocking from inside the box began.

It was going to be a long night.

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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hello there!

I’m back from Dragon*Con and ready to get my Drabble on!

Man, my week has been filled with proofing manuscripts and prepping for the next novel which I start on Monday. Who’s ready for Mega 6? This guy!

Anyhoo, click on some of the links that hang out on this website and buy some shit, people. Seriously. I got a mortgage to pay and a kid in college. This income thing is no joke. CLICK!

Now, on with the 100 words of fantastical abandonment!

Enjoy!

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Another Day
By
Jake Bible

 

They leapt into the air, kicking their back legs out as they curled their fore legs in, their hairy chins pointed down then up, down then up.

The creatures hopped from rock to rock, never slowing, never looking like they even knew what hesitation was. Their exuberance for life was evident by their loud bleats and constant movement.

The day wore on and their energy finally began to flag. They nodded to each other and headed for home, ready for a hearty dinner and nighttime nuzzles. It had been a glorious time.

Jut another day in the lives of weregoats.

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A Contest For All!

For those in the know (that means folks on my mailing list), you know I have an ongoing contest. Not sure what it is? Here ya go!

So, what does this mean? Well, through the rest of the month I’m adding a second contest for anyone that writes an Amazon review! If you write a review anytime from now until August 31st, and email me a link to it (jakebiblefiction at gmail dot com), then you are entered to win a signed paperback or free audiobook or your name as a character in one of my upcoming novels!

This is a second contest, folks. Not an add-on. If you’re eligible for both then you can win TWICE! Hell, you could win thrice! For every review you write, and send me a link to, you get an entry into the extra contest!

Bam!

To make it easy, click the banner pick below and you’ll be able to go to the list of my novels on Amazon. Review one (Nebula Risen, Mech Corps, and Stone Cold Bastards could use some love), send me the link, and you’re good to know!

Thanks, y’all!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Happy Friday, y’all!

I did not post a drabble last week due to some intense editing on my novel, Black Box, Inc. Y’all are gonna love this one when it comes out. Urban fantasy with a Jake Bible spin. But, I’ll be announcing that later down the line. Stay tuned!

For tonight, though, I give you a bit of horror. I haven’t been in the horror mood much lately. Concentrating on scifi and fantasy and whatnot. So, it was fun to delve into the darker corners and see what bloody morsel I could pull out of my head.

Enjoy!

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Selfie Smile
By
Jake Bible

Lucy scrolled through the pictures on her phone again and again, growing more nauseous with each viewing of the despicable acts she saw, but she couldn’t pull her eyes away.

All that blood. So much blood.

The bodies were mutilated beyond recognition. Skin flayed open and spread out. Limbs nearly hacked off. The brutality was almost more than she could comprehend.

But, obviously, not more than she could perpetrate. Because in each picture, with a selfie smile plastered to her face, there she was. Face coated in gore, machete prominently displayed.

“How drunk did I get last night?” she muttered.

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