Jake Bible Fiction

  • DragonCon Schedule! BEHOLD!

    Feast thine eyes upon my DragonCon schedule! Come and join me in making merry about such topics as zombies, and writing a horror series, and body transformations and modifications! Wait…body what? Oh, right, I wrote something about conjoined twins, one alive, one undead. Cool.

    Schedule below is tentative, as changes could still be made. Not going to DragonCon? For shame! FOR SHAME, I SAY! Or bummer. Maybe next year? We could totally hang and shit. I’d even let you buy me drinks. That goes for those attending this year, as well. I’ll let you buy me drinks too. I’m good like that.

    SCHEDULE:

    Title: Writing A Horror Book Series
    Description: Pros share tips on designing and maintaining multibook narratives
    Time: Fri 04:00 pm Location: Peachtree 1-2 – Westin (Length: 1 Hour)
    (Tentative Panelists: Scott Sigler, Jake Bible, James R. Tuck, Michelle Belanger, Karen E. Taylor, Richard Lee Byers)

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    Title: 21st Century Zombies
    Description: The public’s hunger for zombies is insatiable, and this hour explores how writers keep the topic fresh
    Time: Sat 01:00 pm Location: Peachtree 1-2 – Westin (Length: 1 Hour)
    (Tentative Panelists: Madeleine Roux, Jake Bible, Richard Lee Byers, Jonathan Maberry, John Hornor Jacobs)

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    Title: Body Horror: The New Flesh
    Description: Authors discuss themes of transformation, transcendence, and the human form in revolt
    Time: Sat 07:00 pm Location: Peachtree 1-2 – Westin (Length: 1 Hour)
    (Tentative Panelists: Jake Bible, Scott Sigler, Richard Kadrey, Ego Likeness)

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Another Friday, another Party!

    Time to get your free micro-fiction on!

    But, before you dive into the 100 words, how about you check out the latest review of the Reign of Four series. Click that pic below. Do it. Dooooo iiiiiit. Do it!

    RoFII

    Enjoy!

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    Too Nice A Night
    By
    Jake Bible

    The sound of Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline drifts on the summer breeze as Carol ready’s the baseball bat. She hums along, her lips mouthing the “bom bom bom” part when it comes up.

    “Nice night,” she says, twisting her hands, feeling the slight perspiration. “Too nice a night for this unfortunate business.”

    A muffled cry and Carol narrows her eyes. Linda, gagged, wrists and ankles behind her, hanging from the bar across the swing set, stares in pure terror.

    “It was simple,” Carol says as she brings the bat back. “Approve the new landscaping.”

    The bat swings fast and hard.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Stun guns make good neighbors.

  • New Release! Z-Burbia 6: Rocky Mountain Die!

    That’s right, folks! The last entry in the Stanford Family saga has been released!

    I know, I know, the ebook has been out for three weeks, but, hey, I was on vacation, alright? Cut a hack writer some slack, yo?

    However, for you old school folks and collectors, the paperback was just released a couple days ago. So, I’m not really late then, am I?

    Shush, you!

    Click that sexy cover below and be transported to the magical world of online commerce! BUY THIS BABY!

    Cheers!

    Zburbia-6-ebook-coverFrom Asheville to Knoxville, Cannibal Road to the Tomb, Jace Stanford and the Whispering Pines survivors have been on the run and fighting for their lives non-stop.
    Now, with the plains to their backs, the crew are just steps from their destination: The Stronghold of Boulder, CO. All they have to do is make it through the nightmare that is Denver, CO. While running from the mega-powerful, corporate/political/military entity that is the Consortium. And dealing with the brainwashed killing machines that call themselves the Sisters. Not to mention a crazy mad scientist hell bent on making life really, really hard for everyone.
    Oh, and there’s the issue of the horde of zombies that’s close to half a million strong. Yeah, that’s kind of a bummer.
    But, hey, if anyone can get his friends and family through a nightmare like this, it’s Jace Stanford, right? Right?
    Okay, they’re probably screwed.

    Oh, and for those worried the Z-Burbia story is over, it’s not! The Stanfords may be done, but there’s still a certain person named Elsbeth that has so much more to do! Be prepared for Sisters of the Apocalypse some time in 2016!

  • Writing In Suburbia #7: Taxes Are Death!

    That’s right, folks! I delve into the exciting, and deadly, world of business taxes! Get thee to an accountant! Let their black magic be worked upon thee!

    I also talk about laundering. Actual laundry, not money. I let my accountant do all my money laundering. Wait…is this thing on?

    Oh, and hey, buy some shit:

    Z-Burbia 6: Rocky Mountain Die

    Reign of Four: I

    ScareScapes

    Cheers!

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  • Writing In Suburbia #6: Bring Me The Formula!

    In this episode I chat about my specific formula for writing a novel a month. Well, not really a month. Actually, it is a… Oh, just listen to the damn podcast!

    And I talk about my Jeep. And other stuffs. I probably hate on social media.

    Enjoy!

    Oh, and buy this stuff!

    Reign of Four

    MEGA (only $.99!)

    Z-Burbia 6: Rocky Mountain Die!

    Cheers!

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