• Hey Folks!

    I am lucky to have another guest blog post today!

    This is a pretty cool post on a subject near and dear to my heart: Zombie Literature!

    I’m not gonna prattle on, so let’s get right to the, uh, meat of the post!

    Cheers!

    Stuart Conover is the editor of Buy Zombie, The Horror Tree, and a future published author living in the suburbs of Chicago, IL. A fanatic of all things zombie and horror in general.

    Personal Blog: http://www.civin.org

    Zombie News: http://www.buyzombie.com

    Horror Author Resource: http://www.horrortree.com

    From Stuart:

    What The Increase Of Zombie Love Has Done To Zombie Literature by: Stuart Conover

    The zombie has long been one of the rarities in horror. For years they would pop up in a movie or book and then you wouldn’t hear from the undead again. No cries for brains or to send more cops could be heard for years at a time. The moans of the undead were few and far between. Overtime though that has spread. The love of zombies has slowly been infecting the population much as an actual outbreak would occur. Slow and steady they have gone from those monsters Romero uses to a household name!

    From movies to video games to books zombies are EVERYWHERE. They are on our clothes, they have toys, they are clearly on the websites that we read. For all of those that love the undead and everything they stand for that has to be a great thing? More people are using zombies in creative ways to tell their stories. Our favorite walking dead are becoming mainstream, getting real budgets, they are popular. Awesome right? That’s what I was thinking. I’m not the type of person who says a band sells out when they become popular. I’m excited that more people will enjoy what I love, the sheep that they are! However I heard a quote two years ago that got me to be slightly afraid of where our zombie loving culture is going.

    “Zombies are the new vampire.”

    When I first heard or read this all I could say to myself was yes, zombies are becoming more popular then vampires. I love it. There’s nothing wrong about this at all! As the last couple of years have progressed though I’ve become worried.

    It started with Breathers: A Zombies Lament. That’s when I first noticed the change. (I have to interrupt myself quickly and point out that I LOVED Breathers as a novel so this is nothing against the story itself.) It made a largely fundamental change by adding an intelligent zombie and brought that idea before the mainstream. Sure we’ve seen zombies that could speak or figure out simple tasks before Breathers but a fully intelligent zombie is something of an enigma. They are supposed to figure out some things, they are supposed to adapt, and possibly even evolve. Fully intelligent zombies though? Great idea when done right but still a horrible mess in what it ‘could’ come out with.

    Looking at the book shelves get filled with YA zombie novels the last few years have been setting my fears from a paranoid and delusional mind into reality. Between what is out and what’s coming out, how can any true lover of our brain eating undead not be afraid? Just look at these titles: “Zombie in Love” , “Zombies’ Guide to Dating and Relationships” , “My Life as A White Trash Zombie” , “My Boyfriend Is a Monster 1: I Love Him to Pieces” , “A Girl’s Guide To Falling In Love With A Zombie.”

    These are but a few of the many examples that are cropping up for sale. Not only is it a travesty on it’s own but it must be stopped and it must be stopped soon. If you think I’m overreacting all I have to do is say one word and you’ll understand where this is heading. Twilight. At this pace we’re a year, two at most, away from sparkly zombies that go to high school and try to seduce the introverted girl because she’s the only one who can feel and understand his pain.

    Once you read that line you know it’s coming too. To prevent zombies from being bastardized like the once great vampire we have to stand strong and unite to prevent this travesty from happening!

    From Jake:

    I have to admit I haven’t read Breathers yet, but I have heard nothing but good things about it. I think what Stuart is saying is, fortunately/unfortunately, what happens when a mythos becomes popular. Even without the “humanization” effect, there has always been the fast vs. slow debate when it comes to zombies. Those that know me know I don’t have a preference. It’s all about what works for the story.

    I guess that’s the real kicker: what works for the story. All the teen romance schlock being put out is just that, schlock. You can insert any subject/monster into those stories and they’d be the same. Luckily there are some great YA zombie fiction being put out there, especially Jonathan Maberry’s Rot & Ruin. Hopefully soon my YA zombie novel, Little Dead Man, will be included in this quality category. We shall see!

    Thanks to Stuart for the great post and thanks to everyone reading!

    Don’t forget to check out my new podcast novel, The Americans, available through iTunes now. It’s the second book in the DEAD MECH Apex Trilogy!

    Oh, and there’s that DEAD MECH Kindle chart rush thing coming up! Mark your calendars for March 1st!

    Cheers!

  • It is now time for the first episode of The Americans!

    It’s been a long time coming and you all have waited so patiently. Thank you!

    For those of you that haven’t heard, The Americans is the side-quel to DEAD MECH. What’s a side-quel? Well it’s a book that takes place simultaneously with another book. In other words, The Americans takes place at the same time as the events in DEAD MECH, just in a different part of the world! Crazy, right?

    So, if you haven’t read or listened to DEAD MECH, no worries! You can listen to The Americans and then go back to DEAD MECH. They both stand on their own!

    Why do it this way? Well, because the two books will come together in the third book. I am calling this series the DEAD MECH Apex Trilogy. Two side-quels coming together into one Apex conclusion. I’m tricky that way!

    So, enough typety-typety, let’s get on with the show!

    The Americans Episode 1

    Don’t forget to mark your calendars for the DEAD MECH Kindle chart rush on March, 1st! We’re gonna push that ebook up the Kindle charts and get some folks to take notice!

    Cheers!

    Show Notes:

    All music by Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com

    Promos:

    Neil Colquhoun at www.neilcolquhoun.com

    Paul E. Cooley at www.shadowpublications.com

    Flying Island Press at www.flyingislandpress.com

  • Who wants to party down Drabble-style?

    You do!

    So get your booty ready from some serious free fiction!

    More in the Twister Saga. Just having fun with this.

    Check out tonight’s installment, “Pride”.

    Pride

    Cheers!

    Before I go, i have a couple announcements. First, I am now represented by Adrienne Rosado of the PMA Literary and Film Management Agency. Woo hoo!

    Also, I have a new short story collection available on Kindle and Smashwords check out the Buy The Fiction page at the top of the site. This collection is anchored by an all new novelette, Bethany And The Zombie Jesus. Great stuff!

    And don’t forget to mark your calendars for March, 1st and the DEAD MECH Kindle rush! Info is above also!

    Disclaimer: Implied torture, but nothing gratuitous. Gratuitous may come later!

  • Hey Folks!

    I had a great chat with Scott Roche and Paul E. Cooley about horror writing and what it means to us.

    Check it out when you get a chance!

    Cheers!

    Grindstone Episode #1

  • Howdy Y’all!

    I decided it was time to ramble for a few minutes and let y’all know what’s going on with Jake Bible fiction.

    You’re gonna want to listen to this! I make an announcement that will set the net a buzzin’!

    So, kick back and relax and listen to this crazy writer ramble his butt off!

    Cheers!

    Ramblin’ Jake Bible’s Infocast

    Oh, and be sure and check out the Kindle Rush info above!

    Oh,oh, and here is a link to Scott Roche’s ebook on Smashwords! Power in the Blood Listen to the infocast for the coupon code so you can get this ebook for FREE!