• I have some exciting news zombie and horror fans!

    THE MOTHER LOAD IS HERE!

    James Melzer, author of the forthcoming Escape: The Zombie Chronicles Book 1, has one sweeeeeet promotion going on!

    What is said promotion?

    Well here’s the skinny:

    1. The Mother Load is an eBook collection of never-before published stories from six great authors including Mur LaffertyS.G. BrowneDavid MoodyWayne SimmonsMatt Wallace, and Jeremy C. Shipp.
    2. The only way folks can get their hands on this eBook collection is by preordering Escape at any of the following online retailers: Amazon (Print Edition)Amazon (Kindle Edition)Amazon UKAmazon CanadaBorders.com, and Indigo Canada.
    3. People must forward their purchase receipt to EscapeNovel@Gmail.com. They in turn will receive a .zip file that contains The Mother Load anthology in .mobi, .epub and PDF formats for their eReaders within 24 hours.
    4. The anthology also contains an excerpt of Escape so folks know what they have to look forward to.
    5. Folks can learn more about Escape by visiting the link on Mr. Melzer’s website.

    That’s it folks! Quite exciting!

    I have read some of these stories and this is quite an amazing deal! James is a good friend of mine, and quite the talented writer, so I will personally vouch for Escape as well as The Mother Load.

    YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!

    So, the only question left is, why are you reading this stupid post instead of pre-ordering Escape?

    GO NOW!

  • Happy Humpday Y’all!

    Today I have a guest post from David Sobkowiak. David has started to dive into indie publishing after writing for years.

    As usual, I’m not gonna prattle on. I’ll let David’s words speak for themselves. Or for himself. Or for someone… 😉

    Cheers!

    Bio:

    David  began his vocal career at the age of six in the bedroom of his parent’s home, recording what would today be called analogue podcasts in to his Radio Shack cassette recorder. His voice and production work can be heard in many of the works at BrokenSea Audio (www.brokensea.com).
    His writing began at an early age as well, penning the adventures of a comic character named only “Urchin Man” composed of a circle with legs and arms (and a cape).
    He is half of the creative team at Scrivener’s Circle (www.scrivenerscircle.com) which has produced the podcast novella Prisoners of the Alliance and the upcoming Absolution.
    Recently David has focused his creative efforts on short stories and longer works. His newest release, “Goodnight, My love” is the tale of a not-so-typical family’s bedtime routine, and the lives of a not-so-typical family.
    You can contact him at dsobkowiak@gmail.com and find him on twitter @dsobkowiak.

    Brokensea Audio: http://www.brokensea.com
    Scrivener’s Circle: http://www.scrivenerscircle.com

    From David:

    When I first started thinking about getting my fiction published, I must have been about ten years old.  I had no idea what it might take to get my stories in to the hands of someone who could turn it in to a book, and so most of the time, I took some cardboard, to make a cover, and tore up the typing paper edges to look like the old King Arthur book my brother had on his dresser with the stylized page edges.  I glued/taped/stuck it all together with gum and had myself a novel.  Those stories are long forgotten, but I still have the thought to have my work published someday. The only thing is that nowadays, the concept of publication has taken on a completely different meaning.

    I have choices.

    It is true that I can still follow the tried and true practice of writing up a novel/story/etc and editing it, revising it, editing it again and finding an agent willing to represent me who then sends the book off to various publishers to see if they are interested.  If so, I’ll likely get more edits from their editors and then sometime in the future (months to years) I will have my book in print. That is unless something happens like the book agent jumps ship and leaves me hanging in the wind, or the publishing house takes a header in to the toilet.  It might not have seemed a reasonable fear in the past, but the way that traditional publishing is running these days, would I be surprised if it did happen? Not so much.

    So I have other choices.

    I can self-publish my works through print-on-demand houses. I can create ePub versions of my works and self-publish them on sites like Smashwords, Amazon and many others.  I can also just give it all away to the masses from a website in the form of a podcast or even as a PDF.  My choices today are nearly endless.

    With all these choices how do I make a decision as to which one to go with?  Well, that’s the catch isn’t it? I’ll still need to edit and revise and hock my works. Maybe not to an agent or a publishing editor, but to anyone who might want to purchase it from me.  Chuck Wendig recently made a point on his blog that the more things a writer does to market his material himself (or herself) the more time he is spending away from the effort of their main activity Writing.

    Is it really worth going through all the trouble associated with self-publishing? Editing? Marketing? Walking the interwebz like a streetwalker cruising for a fix? At least with an agent you’d have a pimp and the chance to score some good junk every once in a while. So what if they took a big chunk off the top from your John. What do you care? You’re high on the junk you craved; publication. They’re looking out for you. Aren’t they? Maybe they are. Maybe they’re busy looking for their next big fix.

    When I asked myself these questions recently I had to honestly consider them for a long time. It’s easy to get caught up in the idea of self-publication. To get caught up in the thinking that you can take your glorious work of words and place it online and that millions of readers will just magically find your story.  You’ll be the next Stephen King, the next James Patterson the next Joan Collins.  The next Jake…err..nevermind.

    While it might work that way for a very small percentage of authors, there is likely a reason for it.  It is probably that they have spent years honing their craft to a sharpened edge where only one draft is required of all their works. This gives them the ability to crank out more fictional stories than Nathan Lowel on a meth bender. What’s even more probable is that they’ve chanced upon a social focal point like glittering werewolves or harmonious bodily fluids.  Whatever the reason for their success, it’s not a sure fire guarantee that by self-publishing your work that you’ll become an overnight success.

    Back to the question at hand though: Is it worth it?  I’m going to need you to tell me if it’s worth it to you. It’s all about you this time (unlike those times when it’s about someone else, despite your best attempt to make it otherwise).

    There are dozens of reasons to self-publish. Higher earnings from the sales of your works (no middle man to take money off the top), a closer relationship to your readers (face it it’s got to be personal. You’re selling yourself, not just a story).  The uncertainty of today’s market makes the idea of taking your future by the reigns a more attractive proposition.

    Our friend Jake here is publishing his works online himself, and I know that he talks about his experiences regularly.  Use his advice, and the advice or countless others to temper your opinion on whether to dive in to the publication pool, be it traditional or self-publishing.

    You do have a lot more choices than your predecessors when it comes to getting your words out to the world. Think of what writers of the past would have done had they had the opportunity to represent themselves. Would they have died the lonely alcohol soaked social outcasts that their lives spiraled down to?  Okay, you got me there. They probably still would have ended up the same, but that doesn’t mean your life needs to end up that way.

    From Jake:

    Some great points made by David. I think it really can be summed up by his overall theme: choices. Never before have writers had more choices before them when it comes to getting their work out there.

    While I have completely embraced indie publishing my writing, I also have an agent and she will be shopping my YA zombie novel to the major publishing houses. Why would I do this? Because I can! I think that is the key that all writers should look at: it’s not all or nothing. There’s no line in the sand except the ones we draw ourselves. Publishing is in such chaos right now that there aren’t any hard and fast rules. Publishers that draw lines will lose, as will writers. Keep your options open! Explore every avenue! Make smart choices! Do not box yourself in!

    I don’t pretend to have the answers, but I do have a lot of questions. Be patient and make sure the questions you have are answered, or at least addressed, before you make a choice that will close you off from opportunity. You, the writer, are in control!

    Cheers!

  • Welcome to the Party!

    Time for more free drabble fiction for your reading pleasure! READING PLEASURE! (Sorry I yelled, I’m just so damn excited! …no reason, it’s just a good Friday)

    Sticking with the Twister saga. I’ll probably wrap it up in the next few weeks. I can see an end soon.

    So pour some wine, grab a beer, make some popcorn and kick back for “Fever”.

    Enjoy!

    Fever

    Don’t forget to get your ebook fiction! Click the Buy The Fiction page above. Bethany And The Zombie Jesus is one heck of a novelette and the collection itself is quite good. QUITE GOOD!

    Disclaimer: I’m not telling.

  • Who wants to party down Drabble-style?

    You do!

    So get your booty ready from some serious free fiction!

    More in the Twister Saga. Just having fun with this.

    Check out tonight’s installment, “Pride”.

    Pride

    Cheers!

    Before I go, i have a couple announcements. First, I am now represented by Adrienne Rosado of the PMA Literary and Film Management Agency. Woo hoo!

    Also, I have a new short story collection available on Kindle and Smashwords check out the Buy The Fiction page at the top of the site. This collection is anchored by an all new novelette, Bethany And The Zombie Jesus. Great stuff!

    And don’t forget to mark your calendars for March, 1st and the DEAD MECH Kindle rush! Info is above also!

    Disclaimer: Implied torture, but nothing gratuitous. Gratuitous may come later!

  • Hey Folks!

    I am lucky enough to have another great guest post. Please welcome the excellent writer, Ziggy Kinsella. He’s gonna chat a bit about why you have to suck it up and just write whatever evil is in your head, without worry of who it could offend.

    Disclaimer: There be bad words in this here post! (Gasp!) I know it’s hard to believe it could happen on my website. Stop laughing. No, really, stop right now. *pumps shotgun* Yeah, that’s what I thought…

    Ziggy Kinsella is a Manchester-based horror and dark fiction writer and degenerate proprietor of The Feckless Goblin blog. Given to drinking scotch and shouting abuse at passer-bys, Ziggy was recently given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order for exposing his writing in public.

    The Feckless Goblin: http://fecklessgoblin.blogspot.com/

    Follow Ziggy Kinsella on Twitter: http://twitter.com/@ziggykinsella

    From Ziggy:

    Boil-in-the-bag bunnies : How to free your worm-riddled writing soul

    You are a horror writer. Yes you are.

    However, here is the contradiction: You worry what people think.

    We all do. It’s human nature.

    So, here’s the kick in the teeth you deserve: you’re a horror writer. Can I say that again? You’re a damn horror writer. (I could have written motherfuckin’ there, but I was too timid).

    You’re supposed go beyond constraints. You’re meant to be one down on the food chain from the Anti-Christ and have a gift for putting the world of gruesome into darkly poetic words. You reach into the darkest, most damaged parts of the modern world and drag those demons screaming into the light.

    That’s what the job description says. Didn’t you ace the interview?

    What’s stopping you?

    Life’s dumb conventions? An over-editorial wife? A trip to fucking Sainsbury’s? Worried you might OFFEND SOMEONE?

    We have shackles. I’m aware of that. Sometimes we’re cowardly enough to write only what we think people want to read. Other times, we worry if that short story about a midget who has a taste for human entrails we wrote while high on amphetamine is suitable for human consumption (AKA, we worry whether it’s made for TV or not…or we think…eeek…perhaps not).

    I got NEWS: Most of horror writers are not writing what they were designed to write. Not in a zillion years.

    So, tonight (and horror writers should always write at night), when the kiddies are all safely tucked up in bed, this is what you should do:

    Rip open your dark, worm-riddled fucking soul and let all that fettered nastiness fermenting inside you free. Open Pandorah’s Box of twisted delights and watch them fly into the air around your crazy, blood gorged brain and, hey, when you see Hope down there in the bottom of the box, punch that goodie-two-shoes motherfucker on the nose and slam the lid on her lazy ass face (mmm…a tad too far, old chap, don’t you think?).

    Isn’t that what you really want? You don’t want to write all that sane, carefully constructed shit that sends your readers off into a “saw that coming” fit of suicidal tedium. You want those demons let loose to cause havoc in the world. You want them to control the story. You want to scare the crap out of people. Come on, you’re a horror writer, isn’t that exactly what you want?

    What are you afraid of? That your best friend will turn round and say:

    “WTF Jed, you really need some help, man.”

    “Christ, Mavis, did you really have to tear his knackers off with a Dunlop Power Mower?”

    “Holy mother of God, Lance, why did you write such a thing? You put me off my cannelloni beans.”

    Here’s the thing: A writer who worries what people think is not worth an ounce of alligator crap on the sidewalk. Be who you were meant to be. Write with all your bloody, psychologically damaged gut. Smear the heartfelt entrails of your own personal fears on that page. And leave nothing behind.

    Boil that bunny honey. Know what I mean?

    Here endeth the lesson…


    From Jake:

    I have to agree with Ziggy 100% on this. I can’t think about who will be reading my fiction, I just have to write it. If you have read any of my fiction you know I have ZERO problems with pushing the boundaries of taste and sanity. Mainly because, as my Grandmother used to say, “more room out than in”! Of course she was talking about passing gas, but same difference really, right?

    Cheers, y’all!