Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    There’s some song about Friday out there, but I will refrain from singing it. Don’t say I didn’t ever do anything for you!

    It’s Party time! Who’s gonna get their Drabble on?

    You are!

    By the time you read this I will have landed in a whole other state (physical state, not state of mind). And once you read this drabble I think you’ll not only know the state, you’ll know the city! Bragging rights to those that figure it out!

    Enjoy!

    Let Your Weapons Do The talking

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: When you start a mob war, you better be able to finish it.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday again? Ah, hells yeah!

    It’s been a crazy week! If you haven’t had a chance to check out the 48 Hour Film Project I was part of then head on over HERE!

    Seriously. Go watch it. I’ll wait.

    Still waiting.  So actually go do it. I can stand here all night, ya know.

    Awesome, right?

    I said it was awesome so it is! Do not argue!

    But you’re not here for amazing short films, you’re here for some drabbletastic delights!

    Enjoy!

    Hard Souls

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: I need more beer! Feed me beer or else! (This disclaimer has nothing to do with the drabble, but needed to be said nonetheless.)

  • MALK- The Story Of Male Lactation

    So from June 22-24th I was part of Team Long Shot in the 48 Hour Film Project here in Asheville. It was an amazing time and I was lucky to work with some talented, creative, hilarious folks.

    If you don’t know about the 48HFP the basic premise is that teams draw their genre from a hat (ours was mockumentary) and then all teams are given the same prop, character and line of dialogue they have to use. This year the prop was a magnet, the character was Hilda or Harold Pineda- an elected official, and the dialogue was “Who are you looking for?” Each team then has 48 hours to write, shoot, edit and produce the film.

    After being at the public screening last night I think we nailed it. The audience was laughing their butts off! They even tried to quiet down so they could hear the next line. That’s gold there, baby!

    I hope you like it!

    Here it is:

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: This is suitable for work as there is no bad language, violence or sex. Just lots of hairy nipples.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Ahhhh, yeah! It’s time for the Party!

    I will be on Team Long Shot this weekend rocking the 48 Hour Film Project. I’ll be writing and fetching bagels. Mmmmm, bagels…

    Not sure what the 48HFP is? Check it out HERE! I’ll be blogging and posting pics all weekend then posting the finished work once we have screened it. So stay tuned!

    So, in the spirit of cinema I am trying something new! A drabble screenplay! 100 words only!

    Enjoy!

    Fade In

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Viva La Cinema!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party

    Friday, Friday, Friday!

    Drabble, Drabble, Drabble!

    Party, Party, Party!

    Love my new reverb machine! Turn it up to eleven for the full effect!

    But you’re not here for my amazing audio effects in prose! Nope, you want a Drabble Party!

    Well, fine then. Here ya go.

    Enjoy!

    Universal Truths

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: You will bow to your alien overlords!