Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Welcome to The Party!

    Woot! Woot!

    And, to go with my woot woot dorkness, I bring you “Time Out Of Mind”. It’s a cautionary tale.

    Oh, and don’t forget to check out The Contest Of A Lifetime! Click on the page above! Free Jake Bible novels FOR LIFE!

    Enjoy!

    Time Out Of Mind

    Disclaimer: Time travel is involved. You will have to mind-wrap just a bit.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party is crawling up your leg and taking a bite outya!

    Tonight’s drabble, “The Fairer Sex”, is one of the first drabbles I created and still one of my favorites.

    Hope y’all like it!

    Cheers!

    The Fairer Sex

    Disclaimer: Predatory females! YIKES!

  • Brain Squeezin’s!

    Hey Y’all!

    Welcome to the first episode of Brain Squeezin’s: Short Fiction from the mind of Jake Bible!

    So, including DEAD MECH and SFTA, I now have three separate series in the feed! Not bad for having only been podcasting for a year!

    This week’s story is “Leather Belts And Wooden Spoons”. It is a bit of Dark Fantasy/Horror.

    I will warn you that, just like my other works, it is explicit and recommended for adult audiences only. Not sure if I put that in my quick intro.

    Speaking of intros, I haven’t created an official one for Brain Squeezin’s yet. I’m really still looking for the intro music. If anyone has any suggestions (creative commons only) then please let me know.

    So sit back and get ready for “Leather Belts And Wooden Spoons”!

    Cheers!

    Brain Squeezin’s: Leather Belts And Wooden Spoons

    Show Notes:

    All music is by Kevin McLeod www.incompetech.com

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s already Friday? Holy Snoochy Boochies!

    Well, tonight, just to show I’m not all about violence and blood and gore and icky stuff, I have a whimsical drabble titled, “Heartbreak Meadows”.

    Now, I know most people wouldn’t consider the term “Heartbreak” to be filled with whimsy, but compared to homicidal robots, freaky aliens or just sick and twisted everyday folk, this is whimsy. WHIMSY I SAY!

    So kick back, relax and enjoy the next minute or so.

    Cheers!

    Heartbreak Meadows

    Disclaimer: Feelings of longing and nostalgia may occur. Feelings of nausea or disgust may occur also. And spots, tiny red spots on you forearms and back. I don’t know why, but you better see a doctor soon. I’m not kidding, you don’t want this stuff to spread.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s above freezing here in WNC! Know why?

    Because Friday Night Drabble Party is sooooo hot! Tssss! (That was me licking my finger and touching my butt. It sizzled.)

    So, in honor of the quite-not-here-yet Spring, I give you “Flavored Arch”.

    Yes, it has a rainbow in it. No, there aren’t any unicorns.

    Enjoy!

    Flavored Arch

    Disclaimer: Since there aren’t any unicorns in this drabble, no unicorns were harmed in the writing of this story. I did eviscerate a few rainbows until I got it just right, though. Oh, and I may have stepped on a bunny, but it was the bunny’s own damn fault…