• There’s some song about Friday out there, but I will refrain from singing it. Don’t say I didn’t ever do anything for you!

    It’s Party time! Who’s gonna get their Drabble on?

    You are!

    By the time you read this I will have landed in a whole other state (physical state, not state of mind). And once you read this drabble I think you’ll not only know the state, you’ll know the city! Bragging rights to those that figure it out!

    Enjoy!

    Let Your Weapons Do The talking

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: When you start a mob war, you better be able to finish it.

  • That’s right, folks! The Kickstarter campaign for Rash- An Illustrated Novella, has started!

    If you don’t know, Rash is the sequel to Stark and totally kicks ass! What’s Rash about/ Well I guess you should read this description!

    “Rash, Wyoming.

    A quiet town, made up of simple, quiet folk. A town where children still play outside until dark. A town where everyone knows everyone else. A town that still believes in the innate goodness of people. A town that has the unfortunate fate of being only twenty miles from the Nebraska border town of Stark.

    Rash, Wyoming.

    A town that will bleed like no town has ever bled before.

    But, in Rash is a man that knows the evils of Stark and knows why the violent horror that has left its streets filled with blood is now spilling over into the bucolic paradise of Rash. And this man, the man from Rash, will be shoulders deep in that blood before he can set things right. But, will his blood be part of that river of death? Will he set things right? Or will the bloody violence from Stark take him down?

    Author Jake Bible, the mind that brought you DEAD MECH, The Americans and Bethany And The Zombie Jesus, now brings you the second of three illustrated tales of sociopathic horror and violence. Rash takes the horror and violence of Stark and turns it into a whirlwind of terror and bloodshed which will leave you wishing you’d never turned the pages.

    Be warned, Rash shouldn’t be read. Rash shouldn’t have been written. Rash shouldn’t be allowed to soil the landscape of American literature.

    Rash should be banned, burned and wiped off the face of the planet.”

    Not too shabby a description, eh? And don’t worry, the novella lives up to the hype fo sho!

    Not convinced? Well, here’s the trailer video for it!

    Rash- An Illustrated Novella

    So get your butts over to the campaign and back that bitch!

    RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

    By clicking HERE!

  • Friday again? Ah, hells yeah!

    It’s been a crazy week! If you haven’t had a chance to check out the 48 Hour Film Project I was part of then head on over HERE!

    Seriously. Go watch it. I’ll wait.

    Still waiting.  So actually go do it. I can stand here all night, ya know.

    Awesome, right?

    I said it was awesome so it is! Do not argue!

    But you’re not here for amazing short films, you’re here for some drabbletastic delights!

    Enjoy!

    Hard Souls

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: I need more beer! Feed me beer or else! (This disclaimer has nothing to do with the drabble, but needed to be said nonetheless.)

  • So from June 22-24th I was part of Team Long Shot in the 48 Hour Film Project here in Asheville. It was an amazing time and I was lucky to work with some talented, creative, hilarious folks.

    If you don’t know about the 48HFP the basic premise is that teams draw their genre from a hat (ours was mockumentary) and then all teams are given the same prop, character and line of dialogue they have to use. This year the prop was a magnet, the character was Hilda or Harold Pineda- an elected official, and the dialogue was “Who are you looking for?” Each team then has 48 hours to write, shoot, edit and produce the film.

    After being at the public screening last night I think we nailed it. The audience was laughing their butts off! They even tried to quiet down so they could hear the next line. That’s gold there, baby!

    I hope you like it!

    Here it is:

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: This is suitable for work as there is no bad language, violence or sex. Just lots of hairy nipples.

  • Ahhhh, yeah! It’s time for the Party!

    I will be on Team Long Shot this weekend rocking the 48 Hour Film Project. I’ll be writing and fetching bagels. Mmmmm, bagels…

    Not sure what the 48HFP is? Check it out HERE! I’ll be blogging and posting pics all weekend then posting the finished work once we have screened it. So stay tuned!

    So, in the spirit of cinema I am trying something new! A drabble screenplay! 100 words only!

    Enjoy!

    Fade In

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Viva La Cinema!