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Domestic Bliss
By
Jake Bible

Enter a world where the inhabitants are completely unaware that every second of the day they are being watched! Join us now for tonight’s spectacle that is: Domestic Bliss!

“Lawrence? Have you seen the tape measure? It should be in the little tool box under the stairs,” Marge called.

Lawrence set his mug down, the coffee untouched. “It’s in there, Donna.”

“Where? It isn’t in here!”

Lawrence sighed and stood up. Once again he’d have to find the tape measure.

Thus ends tonight’s episode of: Domestic Bliss! Tune in tomorrow when we see if Donna ever finds the tape measure!

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