• That’s right, folks, there is a new DTA available now! Dead Team Alpha 2: The Stronghold!

    This sequel to Dead Team Alpha picks up where the last novel left off. And, AND, it has a very special character in it that should have my Z-Burbia fans going cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

    So get to the clicking and buy yourself an early Holiday present! DO IT NOW!

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    The Stronghold.
    A fortified survivor pocket tucked into the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in the former Boulder, Colorado. A culture based on military training and strength, the Stronghold is now the last bastion for the living. For nearly a century the Stronghold has thrived, rebuilding a small slice of civilization in the midst of a zombie infested wasteland.
    But that is all about to change.
    The pride of the Stronghold, Dead Team Alpha, the elite strike force that helps keep not just the Zs, but crazies, cannibals, and cults from overrunning the walled sanctuary, is being put to the ultimate test- banding together with one of the community’s most deadly enemies in order for all of humanity to survive.
    Why would DTA need to put its trust in a crazy cult that almost killed them all? Because the Z herds are not lessening, they are getting bigger and stronger!
    It is a race against time, as DTA struggles to defend the Stronghold from the millions of undead that march towards them, hungry for the last bits of living flesh left in a land that is nothing but death for as far as the eyes can see!

  • Thanksgiving is over, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still be thankful! In this week’s episode I talk about the things I am thankful for and also about other stuffs. Lots of other stuffs. I get rambly because that’s how I roll!

    Enjoy!

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  • Hurray for Friday!

    Not only does it mean another work week draws to a close, it means I have loaded one more Drabble into the Drabble Cannon (patent pending) and I’m ready to launch 100 words right at your faceholes! KA-POW!

    That was me launching 100 words at your faceholes, in case you didn’t get the subtext of the KA-POW. I explain because I care.

    So, what all we got going on? I know I have a new release. Dead Team Alpha 2: The Stronghold is available for your ebook reading pleasure! Go download that sexy beast and find out what happens when a familiar stranger, long thought dead, comes to visit what was once Boulder, Colorado. Hmmmm….

    Now, on to the drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Twine!
    By
    Jake Bible

    “Ten men! Ten Women! Nothing but open desert, a pair of shoes, and one very long piece of twine!”

    “That’s right, Robert! For the fifteenth year in a row, twenty citizens will compete to the death in a hostile environment all for the glory of one very long piece of twine!”

    “It’s all about the twine, Jerry! Nothing but twine tonight!”

    “You don’t have to tell me, Robert! If there was ever a prize to risk your life for, it is this very long piece of twine!”

    “I am so jealous right now!”

    “Aren’t we all, Robert! Aren’t we all!”

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Be not jealous, but rejoice in the twine! Stringinthians 4:13

  • Welcome back!

    In this episode I talk about how there is no one way to be a writer. How we all have our own process. I also talk about pot pie because pot pie is yum.

    Enjoy!

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  • It’s Friday the 13th!

    In honor of this high holy day of horror, I have written something special. It’s about kittens. Killer kittens. They eat people’s faces and stuff.

    Okay, no they don’t. That would be against the kitten kode. What the drabble is really about is… Well, you’ll just have to read it!

    Happy Machete Wielding Maniac Day!

    Enjoy!

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    Highly Recommended
    By
    Jake Bible

    “Okay, folks, let’s get the meeting started. Before we get too far into neighborhood business, I’d like to introduce our new head of gate security. Please welcome Jason.”

    “What’s up with the hockey mask?”

    “That is one big machete.”

    “Is that smell him? Does he live in the beaver pond or something?”

    “Now, folks, we understand that maybe our choice was unconventional, but he comes highly recommended. He has a reputation of once he’s on a job he never quits. Or never dies. I forget which. Now, how about we move on to the report from the beautification committee, okay?”

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Ch-ch-ch-ch! Ah-ah-ah-ah!