Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party Postponed

    Evening folks.

    In the wake of today’s tragedy I decided that the drabble I had planned would not be appropriate in any way, shape or form. As a parent of two children, and the husband of a public school educator, my heart is broken over what has happened in Connecticut.

    Today is NOT the day for a debate on gun control, but that debate will have to happen. And by debate I mean a rational discourse by both sides. No more “they’ll take our guns!” and no more “get rid of all guns!”. Children and adults have died. At some point soon people will need to act like grown-ups and sit down at the table and get this shit figured out. Before more families are destroyed.

    Do me a favor, will you? Hug your loved ones, kiss and hold your children, and thank whatever you believe in that you have what you have, because tomorrow it may not be there.

    Peace. Love. Hope.

    -Jake

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    So, before we get started with the Party I want to talk about Little Dead Man.

    Little Dead Man is my Young Adult novel that I finished back in January 2011, but just released last month. It is a rip-roaring action/adventure thriller set in post-apocalyptic Oregon years after a zombie virus has nearly wiped out humanity. It centers around Garret and Garth Weir. Garret is a strapping seventeen year old that has had to deal with an interesting problem: Garth, his conjoined twin, is dead. Or “undead” as the case may be. Garth was dead at birth, but since Garret and Garth share blood vessels and part of their spine, Garth can’t be removed. Not with the lack of medical facilities in that post-apocalyptic world. Instead, Garret has had to learn to live with a zombie Garth attached to him. It has presented challenges, but like all siblings, they work through it.

    Little Dead Man is written for middle school and up. It has a lot of action and some zombie violence, but is free of offensive language and naughty bits. My daughter is in fifth grade and currently reading it. My son is in eight grade and loved it, as did many of his friends when I shared the first draft.

    So if Little Dead Man sounds like something for your young adult reader then get in on it quick while there’s time before the holidays! Links are below to the many different retailers where it is available as an ebook and in print. You can even get a signed print copy directly from me!

    Amazon- http://www.amazon.com/Little-Dead-Man-ebook/dp/B00A4EGCXG

    Barnes and Noble- http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-dead-man-jake-bible

    Smashwords- http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/253262

    Kobo- http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Little-Dead-Man/book-i_jI6eq2hkevtALyDVPNtA/page1.html?s=IyhvqNXvykyi6vPXdNueJg&r=3

    Signed Trade Paperback- https://jakebible.com/buy-signed-copies/

    So there you have it, folks. Little Dead Man is ready for you to check out and give to that special young adult reader in your house! Or for you, too. It’s a hell of a lot of fun to read.

    Now, in honor of Little Dead Man, tonight’s drabble is set in that universe. It gives you just a taste of what goes on between conjoined twins when one is alive and one is undead.

    Enjoy!

    Those Odds

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Not my fault if you get hooked. Well, okay, maybe it is my fault a little…

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Aaaaaaaand, we’re back!

    Thank you for waiting out that week of days that aren’t Friday. I know it was torture to have to get past all the other days that end in Y before getting to the Party! Which also ends in Y! IT’S COSMIC, MAN!

    Tonight’s drabble is one that’s near and dear to my heart. Mainly because my stomach is right underneath! Ha!

    Enjoy!

    The Fear Is Real

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Tums ain’t gonna help that eldritch food baby!

  • Black Friday Night Drabble Party!

    So, did you shop your fingers to the bone? Pics or it doesn’t count! No, seriously, I totally want to see your fingers all worn down to nothing.

    Just kidding! ….or am I?

    It’s Friday and that means it’s time for another Drabble Party!

    Tonight’s is, well, pretty spot on for today. Hope you dig it.

    And send those pics!

    Enjoy!

    That Time of Year

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Time machines are not toys!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Here we are again, folks! It’s Friday! It’s Night (where I am) and there be a Drabble Party about to happen!

    Tonight’s drabble is completely true. It has been proven by science! SCIENCE!

    Enjoy!

    If Not For The Elves

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Believe what you read! Writers never lie!