Jake Bible Fiction

It is Friday. I have written a Drabble. You will now Party. Huzzah.

You will also buy a book. It is called Mega 4: Behemoth Island. I have embedded a link in the title as well as the picture below. Click the link or the picture.

I will now tell you about the book. There is action. There is adventure. There is gore and violence. There are dinosaurs. Mutant dinosaurs. Buy it now. You will like it. You will.

Now you will enjoy the drabble. Yay.

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A Simple Matter Of Time
By
Jake Bible

No one saw them, their silent bodies drifting through the crowd, their hungry fingers touching the cheeks of the innocent, the hair of the wicked, the necks of the complacent.

The sickness began on a weekend and ended on a Wednesday. Entire cities, towns, villages were wiped out. Bodies lay where they fell, their contents drained, only husks left.

Those that survived the first wave, the resistors, hid. They found hovels and holes, caves and canyons. They dug bunkers and climbed mountains.

But when Death builds an army, it is only a matter of time. A simple matter of time.A Simple Matter Of Time
By
Jake Bible

No one saw them, their silent bodies drifting through the crowd, their hungry fingers touching the cheeks of the innocent, the hair of the wicked, the necks of the complacent.

The sickness began on a weekend and ended on a Wednesday. Entire cities, towns, villages were wiped out. Bodies lay where they fell, their contents drained, only husks left.

Those that survived the first wave, the resistors, hid. They found hovels and holes, caves and canyons. They dug bunkers and climbed mountains.

But when Death builds an army, it is only a matter of time. A simple matter of time.

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I will now say cheers.

Cheers.

Disclaimer: You are reading the disclaimer.

Yay for Friday! Or as I like to call it “One Day Closer To Death So Let’s Go Rob A Bank” day!

I kid. Unless you happen to know of a team of criminals looking to apprentice a broke writer. I don’t have much experience, but damn if I don’t have enthusiasm! LET’S GO ROB A BANK!

Okay, okay, enough with the funny stuff. Time to get serious. And by serious I mean GIANT MUTANT DINOSAURS AND CANNIBAL CAVEMEN!

Mega 4: Behemoth Island is available for your ebook pleasure!

Just look at the awesome cover! You know you want to read the book! Do it! DO IT!

And now for our regularly scheduled drabble!

Enjoy!

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Make Excuses
By
Jake Bible

My total amount of giving a shit is equal to the exact amount of I don’t give a fuck. It’s really that simple.

“You make excuses, Blane,” I say. “You make excuses and then you hide behind them. You’re like a fucking terrorist that uses children as human shields.”

I don’t really think Blane’s a terrorist. I also don’t blame him for making excuses. If I was getting the holy shit beat out of me, I’d make excuses too.

I wipe the snot and blood from his face with his own sleeve.

“Now, where is the cash, bitch?” I snarl.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Seriously, I’d make a great getaway driver or bag man. Send me a PM, DM, or IM. No BMs, though.

Another week is here and gone. That means it is time for a FRIDAY NIGHT DRABBLE PARTY!

Hooyah!

Before we get to the micro-fiction of greatness (GREATNESS!), I’m a gonna pimp a book. Because that’s what I do. I pimp my books. It helps pay the bills.

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Now, on with the show!

Enjoy!

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Team Player
By
Jake Bible

“Do you want the position or not?” Mr. Clarence asked Robert. “Because we’re only looking for team players here, Bobby.”

“Rob,” Robert whispered as he tried to keep his hand steady. “I go by-.”

“Don’t care,” Mr. Clarence said. “You’re now Bobby. A team player gets that. Are you a team player?”

“Yes, sir,” Robert replied. His palm was slick with sweat and he felt like he would pass out at any second. “But why do I have to kill him?”

“Easier for HR or something,” Mr. Clarence said. “Now pull the trigger and his job is yours, team player.”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: The corporate life is the life for me!