• Howdy, y’all!

    Quick announcement about two new releases.

    First, there is my latest novel, Drop Team Zero! Set in the same universe as Salvage Merc One, this novel is part of a companion series, but isn’t a sequel to SM1. New characters and totally separate story.

    Dropteam2 With the War treaty signed, the Galactic Fleet is now on permanent stand down. But a treaty doesn’t mean an end to the violence, corruption, piracy, or tyranny in the galaxy. The Galactic Fleet’s solution is a crack team of Special Ops Marines: Drop Team Zero.

    Made up of the absolute fighting best from humans, alien races, hybrids, and even AI androids, Drop Team Zero is called on to handle the worst of the worst, missions that others would tag as pure suicide. But when Drop Team Zero arrives, the only threat of suicide is for the ones that stand in their way.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    The next new release is the audiobook of Dead Team Alpha! Lots of teams happening today! I know folks have been waiting patiently for this to be in audio format, so thanks for sticking with me, y’all!

    DeadTeamAlpha-EcoverIn the post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested wasteland, there is one beacon of safety in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains: The Stronghold.

    For decades, the inhabitants have fortified and defended the Stronghold from zombie hordes, building their society and culture on military precision.

    And chosen from the best of the best is Denver Team Alpha. DTA is the elite strike force used to rescue survivors and refugees that have made it to the hellish wasteland of Denver below. But because of the unbelievable risks, and high mortality rate, DTA has come to stand for something else: Dead Team Alpha.

    Now DTA will be put to the test as something far worse than zombies comes at them out of the wasteland.

     

    And if you’d like to keep up to date on new releases and what’s happening with Jake Bible Fiction then please sign up for my newsletter! No spam, I promise!

     

    Wow, this post is just chock full of exclamation points! !!!!

  • Hey there. Happy Friday. Y’all looking for a free Drabble?

    Then you have come to the right website!

    Not gonna shill anything this evening. If you want to know what new novels I have, or audiobooks, or podcast episodes, or whatever, then just click away at the menu above. It’s like a treasure map, but without the map and all that map stuff!

    Speaking of maps, how about we get right into tonight’s micro-fiction?

    Enjoy!

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    Cartography, Calligraphy
    By
    Jake Bible

    “Cartography?” Millard asked. “How in the bloody hell will cartography help us survive this ordeal?”

    “Because proper penmanship is integral to spell creation,” Nardle replied. “And you can’t have spell casting without spell creation.”

    “You do realize cartography is about maps and calligraphy is about penmanship and such, right?” Millard asked.

    Nardle blinked.

    “What have you done?” Millard asked.

    “May I borrow your phone?” Nardle responded, avoiding the question. “I need to send a very important text.”

    It was already too late. Behind them a mountain began to grow, obliterating everything, and everyone in its path.

    “Oops?” Nardle said quietly.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: What do I know from maps?

  • The Party is back!

    Yes, FNDP has been missing from your eyeholes for a couple weeks. I had deadlines and then there was some time with the Fam for spring break. Life keeps moving, folks.

    But the mighty free micro-fiction has returned!

    Know what else has returned? Fighting Iron! But, this time it’s in audiobook form! You gotta hear this, y’all. The narrator did a fantastic job. If you’re in the mood for a far-future mech western, and I know you are, then this is the audiobook for you! Just click the pic and awaaaaaaay you go!

    Fighting Iron audiobbok

    Oh, and know what else is going on? My newsletter! Sign up if you haven’t already. I do not spam. I repeat, I do not spam. Spamming is way too much work. You’ll get a monthly newsletter and maybe some special announcements here and there. Maybe. Again, it’s a lot of work.

    Now, onto tonight’s Drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    McDoogal’s Mech Oil
    By
    Jake Bible

    “Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the mechs at sea! We interrupt your evening’s entertainment for a special report. Hal? Are you there?”

    “I am here, Connor, and what a sight! I am standing on the Malibu shore. The sea is churning, the Army is setting up artillery, and all heck is about to break loose. If it wasn’t for the mechs, I don’t think we’d survive these giant monsters.”

    “Yes, indeed, Hal. Speaking of, I should remind our audience that tonight’s sponsor is McDoogal’s Mech Oil. The only oil trusted for America’s fifty-foot battle machines’ needs!”

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Kaiju! Run!

  • [updated 8/11/2023]

    A long time ago, in an office far, far away, a novel called Dead Mech was begun…

    Okay, it was 2008, so not that log ago. And the office is in downtown Asheville, or was, which is only a twenty-five minute drive from my house. I was being hyperbolic with that opening sentence. I was going for an attention grabber. Did it grab ya? Did it grab your attention?

    So, without ever truly planning it, I have created a universe that stretches from the first Z-Burbia novelall the way out into space. How? Well, keep reading and I will tell you how it all came together.

    When I first wrote Z-Burbia, I expected it to be a completely separate world from the zombie apocalypse that is already history in Dead Mech. Z-Burbia was a series that should never have been able to fit with the narrative presented in Dead Mech. From what was told in DM, the zombies came about in totally different ways. The histories didn’t match.

    Except I noticed a nice nugget of storytelling that allowed them to match. Or specifically allowed them not to match and yet fit together perfectly. You see, the prologue in DM makes it very clear that history has been tampered with. That the “truth” is relative and solely controlled by those that tell it. What should be a solid background to how the zombie apocalypse happened, quickly becomes propaganda when the reader realizes that maybe, just maybe, what they have been told isn’t exactly how it went down.

    I also noticed I had a way to incorporate that misdirection in the Z-Burbia series. By the third book, it becomes very apparent that the survivors in Asheville, NC are part of something way bigger than their little mountain valley. It becomes obvious that major players are moving pieces on a board that the Stanfords and everyone else didn’t even know they were on.

    Bam, continuity achieved!

    How does this fit with A Fistful of Mechs, which is a far-future mech western that doesn’t have a zombie in sight (or does it?)? Well, I don’t want to spoil anything, so I’m not going to go into detail. What I am going to do is talk a little about the element that binds everything together then give y’all a handy-dandy list of the novels in their chronological order.

    What is the element that binds them? The Stronghold. Some of you may have noticed that already, but for others that are hopping in here and there, it may not be so obvious. The Stronghold is mentioned in the Z-Burbia novels, and becomes a major part of the characters’ journey by the end of Estate of the Dead. It is also a pretty important factor in the Apex Trilogy (Dead Mech, The Americans, Metal & Ash). And don’t get me started on No Easy Dead! Those two novels are nothing but the Stronghold!

    A sanctuary, a place where military ethos becomes the foundation for the survivors’ new society, the Stronghold stands as the thread that runs through all of the novels. It may not be mentioned in A Fistful of Mechs, but there is a second novel, so stay tuned!

    Once I realized that I could tie everything together by using a specific place, it suddenly opened up the entire geography of the long narrative. I realized there were so many stories that could be told, about all kinds of different subjects, if I just moved the timeline along. Want to change what the landscape looks like? Just add a couple hundred years and viola! Need to tweak the history of something? Add another massive continental war! The victors control how history is remembered and maybe those victors aren’t exactly being honest. Feel like switching up the genre completely? Add a few more hundred years and take out the zombies (maybe)!

    Time and the Stronghold. Those are my secrets to how a good portion of my novels became part of one long timeline. What is that timeline? I’m glad you asked! Below you will find a list of the novels, from first to last, and how they all fit together. The absolute great thing is that a reader can hop in at any point and not get lost. Want to start with NED instead of DM? Go for it! Only want to read Z-Burbia? No problem! Each series stands on its own yet is easily connected to the others. It’s been kind of fun to write and watch it all unfold.

    So check out the timeline and if you have missed some of these gems then maybe grab one up and dive in. It’s almost like you are a genre archeologist. Almost. Okay, maybe not. Oh, shut up and read the timeline.

    Z-Burbia series:

    Books 1-6- The story of the Stanford family and their fellow survivors as they deal with the recent zombie apocalypse.

    Books 7-?- I retconned Book 7. It wasn’t one I wanted to write, but my publisher did. I’ll revisit at some point…

    No Easy Day series:

    Books 1 & 2- A hundred years after what happens in Z-Burbia. The Stronghold is built and thrives as a culture and sanctuary that is structured like a military organization. There might be a major connection with a certain character from the Z-Burbia books.

    The Apex Trilogy:

    Dead Mech Hundreds of years after Dead Team Alpha, where society has rebuilt itself with the help of fifty-foot tall battle mechs. Still a ton of zombies. A ton. And some of them are in the mechs! Bam!

    The Americans Sidequel to Dead Mech. It tells the story of what is happening in the rest of the world, not just North America. Still, there be zombies, but they are not your Romero zombies!

    Metal & Ash The coming together of the storylines of Dead Mech and The Americans. Epic conclusion to the trilogy.

    A Fistful of Mechs series Hundreds of years after the Apex Trilogy, A Fistful of Mechs is all about the mechs. Are there zombies? Mmmmm, maybe. But they may not show up for a couple of books in this series. Like I said, this is all about the mechs. And it’s a western! I kid you not, people, it is a full on, totally awesome western!

    Mech Corps- We skip ahead again, and this is the point where humanity has mastered space flight. Now they are off looking for a new planet because they’ve screwed up Earth so much! This is the bridge between A Fistful of Mechs and–

    Salvage Merc One– Now we are way, way, way, way to the Nth power in the future! Aliens and intergalactic space flight are normal. This universe of books includes not just SMO, but Drop Team Zero, Outpost Hell, and the Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter novels. You can read these in any order. They are not sequels (except for the obvious direct sequels with specific titles). I have simply built a universe I now get to play in. Have fun!

    As for any of my other novels, if they aren’t on this list, then they aren’t connected. The kaiju novels aren’t related to Team Grendel, AntiBio, etc.

    Hope this helps. If you have questions, well, read some of the novels you haven’t read and see if they answer those questions. If not, then I guess I’d better get back to writing so more is revealed!

    Cheers!

     

     

  • Oh, glorious Friday! Let us worship you with 100 words of mighty micro-fiction! Let us pray at the altar of the Drabble!

    Hey, before we get to the praying, just a quick reminder that Z-Burbia 7: Sisters of the Apocalypse is available now. NOW! Go get you some kick-ass Elsbeth action!

    Sisters!

    Now, on to the micro-fiction!

    Enjoy!

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    To Be A Drone
    By
    Jake Bible

    The creature gnawed through the flesh, crunching on muscle and fat as it forced its way out of its host. The feeling was exhilarating; a violent birth that would lead to an even more violent life. The chance to be a drone and serve the queen.

    The bone came up fast and the creature smacked its round head against several vertebrae, bringing its progress to a full stop.

    “Guys? A little help?” the creature hissed.

    The creature could hear laughter.

    “Larry went backwards and hit the spine,” one of its already free brethren said. “What a lousy chest-burster. Ha!”

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Don’t look in the egg.