• Jake: So you’re thinking of publishing DEAD MECH as a graphic novel, eh?

    Jake: Whoa, how’d you know that?

    Jake: I’m in your head, man!

    Jake: What’s it like in there? Are there snacks?

    Jake: Does braincheese count?

    Jake: Does it ever!

    Jake: Then yes, there’re snacks. Now, how about that graphic novel thingy…?

    Jake: Yeah, I’ve been kicking the idea around for a while.

    Jake: Don’t you have other novels to write?

    Jake: I do, but DEAD MECH has been my number one fan favorite. It’s really the novel that put me on the map. Plus, I’m going to be releasing the Metal and Ash podcast in January. That’ll last a year and give me plenty of time to get the word out about the graphic novel.

    Jake: The word? Let me guess: Kickstarter.

    Jake: Gonna have to be.

    Jake: Why’s that?

    Jake: Graphic novels ain’t cheap, yo. I’ll need an artist which will be thousands of dollars, I’ll have to have the book printed which will be thousands more. I’ll probably need someone to format and do the cover if the artist I hire for the illustrations can’t handle the actual formatting and the color cover. That’s thousands more. Plus, I will have to build in my time/labor. There is almost zero margin in graphic novels and comic books when you self-publish.

    Jake: You’ll build in labor?

    Jake: Yeah, I’ve been studying graphic novel and comic book campaigns on Kickstarter and Indiegogo. The writers/publishers actually build into the campaign their compensation.

    Jake: Seems strange.

    Jake: Not really, when you think about it. You see, most of the campaigns are actually for Limited Edition hardcovers, which is what I’d do, and those ain’t cheap. The idea is that if the campaign covers the illustrator’s cost then it should cover the writer’s cost as well. It’s a team/collaborative art form.

    Jake: But won’t you be the publisher? Won’t you get compensated that way?

    Jake: No, not really. Like I said the campaign is for the Limited Edition hardcover. No profit margin there. The way to then make money as a publisher is to take the graphic novel and split it up into individual issues. Then get the major comic book distributors (such as the beast known as Diamond!) to carry it and then sell to comic book shops.

    Jake: Which is what you plan to do?

    Jake: Which is what I plan to do.

    Jake: You’ll need a publishing name.

    Jake: JBF.

    Jake: JBF?

    Jake: Jake Bible Fiction.

    Jake: Clever.

    Jake: Yeah, it’s the name of my LLC. Kinda has a cool ring to it.

    Jake: I like. So what’s the time frame on this puppy?

    Jake: Ha! Time frame! You crack me up?

    Jake: What? What did I say?

    Jake: First I have to write the script.

    Jake: Will that be hard?

    Jake: It’ll be different. The thing is there is no standard comic book script format. It can be a panel by panel style, with detailed descriptions of each panel. Or I could just puke a bunch of stuff on the page.

    Jake: I’m thinking a happy medium.

    Jake: Yeah, me too. I’ll probably go page by page with descriptions of action and then dialogue, but not specific panel descriptions. I’ll work that out with the illustrator.

    Jake: So once you have the script done you’ll be set!

    Jake: Not even close. I will then have to work with the illustrator to get each page right and make sure the narrative comes through.

    Jake: That’ll be easy since you already know the story!

    Jake: True, but adapting a novel to a graphic novel means all those words I had written before would then become pictures. The pictures have to tell the story the same way the words did. Plus, I plan on revising a bit.

    Jake: Whoa. What?

    Jake: Adapting the novel means I get to go back and rewrite some of it. DEAD MECH was my first novel. It could use some help. I already have it worked out in my head how the entire beginning will be. Not the info dump that’s in the novel, that’s for sure.

    Jake: Is that wise?

    Jake: Very. Novels get changed when they go from book to comic to movie to video game to whatever. I had thought about re-writing the novel, but that didn’t feel right. But changing it for the graphic novel? You bet. Plus, I can then make it more age appropriate. Cut out the cursing so I can broaden the audience. Adaptation gold!

    Jake: I don’t think adaptation gold is a phrase.

    Jake: It is now.

    Jake: This sounds like a ton of work.

    Jake: A ton. A huge ton. Now you can see why the creator’s compensation is built in. I’ll have to put off a few other projects, projects that would generate income, in order to make this all happen.

    Jake: Got it. Good plan.

    Jake: Thanks.

    Jake: Anything else?

    Jake: Just that if anyone is reading this and is an illustrator and wants to put their name in the hat to illustrate the graphic novel then they can shoot me an email.

    Jake: And where would they do that?

    Jake: jakebiblefiction at gmail dot com.

    Jake: Take that spammers!

    Jake: Huzzah!

    Jake: That it?

    Jake: On this? Yeah. I’ll probably blog about the process as it moves along.

    Jake: And talk about it in the podcast?

    Jake: Oh, you know how I like to ramble in my podcasts.

    Jake: Yes. Yes, I do.

    Jake: We done here?

    Jake:  We done here.

    Jake & Jake: Happy Holidays to everyone!

    Jake Bible was an avid comic book enthusiast in his youth. He gave it up when he discovered a different enthusiasm: girls. He’s glad that the world has changed enough that girls and comic books are no longer mutually exclusive. He thinks his kids’ generation is pretty lucky that way. And he’ll never ask them to get off his lawn. He may ask them to mow it, though.

  • Jake: What are you doing?

    Jake: Looks like I’m talking to you.

    Jake: And what should you be doing?

    Jake: Finishing the new novel.

    Jake: So why are you still talking to me?

    Jake: I don’t know. I can’t help it.

    Jake: Don’t you want to finish the new novel?

    Jake: More than anything in the world! Well, maybe not that much, but I do want to finish it.

    Jake: So maybe save some Jake On Jake action for next week?

    Jake: Probably a good idea.

    Jake: I have been known to have them from time to time.

    Jake: Yet you never share.

    Jake: You never ask.

    Jake: Oh, ok. I’ll ask more.

    Jake: Sounds like a plan. Now get to writing!

    Jake: Yes, sir.

    Jake Bible is a writer. That’s what he does. To do anything else would be to fight his very nature. And Jake is a lover, not a fighter.

  • So, before we get started with the Party I want to talk about Little Dead Man.

    Little Dead Man is my Young Adult novel that I finished back in January 2011, but just released last month. It is a rip-roaring action/adventure thriller set in post-apocalyptic Oregon years after a zombie virus has nearly wiped out humanity. It centers around Garret and Garth Weir. Garret is a strapping seventeen year old that has had to deal with an interesting problem: Garth, his conjoined twin, is dead. Or “undead” as the case may be. Garth was dead at birth, but since Garret and Garth share blood vessels and part of their spine, Garth can’t be removed. Not with the lack of medical facilities in that post-apocalyptic world. Instead, Garret has had to learn to live with a zombie Garth attached to him. It has presented challenges, but like all siblings, they work through it.

    Little Dead Man is written for middle school and up. It has a lot of action and some zombie violence, but is free of offensive language and naughty bits. My daughter is in fifth grade and currently reading it. My son is in eight grade and loved it, as did many of his friends when I shared the first draft.

    So if Little Dead Man sounds like something for your young adult reader then get in on it quick while there’s time before the holidays! Links are below to the many different retailers where it is available as an ebook and in print. You can even get a signed print copy directly from me!

    Amazon- http://www.amazon.com/Little-Dead-Man-ebook/dp/B00A4EGCXG

    Barnes and Noble- http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-dead-man-jake-bible

    Smashwords- http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/253262

    Kobo- http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Little-Dead-Man/book-i_jI6eq2hkevtALyDVPNtA/page1.html?s=IyhvqNXvykyi6vPXdNueJg&r=3

    Signed Trade Paperback- https://jakebible.com/buy-signed-copies/

    So there you have it, folks. Little Dead Man is ready for you to check out and give to that special young adult reader in your house! Or for you, too. It’s a hell of a lot of fun to read.

    Now, in honor of Little Dead Man, tonight’s drabble is set in that universe. It gives you just a taste of what goes on between conjoined twins when one is alive and one is undead.

    Enjoy!

    Those Odds

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Not my fault if you get hooked. Well, okay, maybe it is my fault a little…

  • Jake: So, Jake, you just couldn’t stay away, eh?

    Jake: Kinda hard to stay away from oneself.

    Jake: I don’t know. Lots of people do it. It’s called denial.

    Jake: I thought denial was a river- Ah, never mind. Shall we get to it?

    Jake: Sure. What’s frying in your brainpan today?

    Jake: Well, as I finish up my latest novel, which I should be writing instead of this post, I can’t help but wonder what’s next.

    Jake: You mean like for humanity as a whole?

    Jake: No, dipshit, what I’m going to write next.

    Jake: Don’t you have ideas?

    Jake: Sure. Tons. That’s the problem. I have more ideas than time.

    Jake: What are you leaning towards?

    Jake: That’s the other problem. I’m leaning towards them all.

    Jake: But don’t you have sequels to write? And that novel now could be part of a series if it gets picked up, right?

    Jake: Yep. More problems. I need to write the next Little Dead Man novel, but I’m waiting to see how sales go before I get started on that. And, yes, the novel I’m writing now (which is under a pen name!) is part of a planned series. Those two could take up the first half of 2013.

    Jake: What does the Muse say?

    Jake: The Muse is a right snotty bitch. I have two partial novels I set aside that I want to get back to. Plus, three other novels I have had forming in my mind and I’ve written extensive notes on. Then there’s the NEW IDEA!

    Jake: Ooooh, do tell!

    Jake: Haven’t we talked about using the phrase “do tell”?

    Jake: Yes…

    Jake: And what did we decide?

    Jake: Well, we didn’t decide anything. You decided that I shouldn’t use it.

    Jake: But I am we.

    Jake: So am I.

    Jake: Screw you.

    Jake: You mean us?

    Jake: Nope. Just you.

    Jake: You’re a messed up man, Jake Bible.

    Jake: Point?

    Jake: I think we strayed from that a while back.

    Jake: Yeah, true. So what do I write?

    Jake: What factors do you have to consider when picking the next novel?

    Jake: Lots of factors. Time, money, desire, marketability, time, money…you get the picture.

    Jake: What’s the new idea, by the way?

    Jake: You know that Apex Trilogy we just finished?

    Jake: Yes, I do! Great stuff that.

    Jake: I have an idea for a whole series of novels set waaaaaaaay in the future of that world. It could be a whole new genre of science fiction.

    Jake: Called?

    Jake: Don’t want to say yet. I need to keep working on the idea.

    Jake: What else is rolling around your brain?

    Jake: An urban fantasy novel. A straight scifi novel. Plus those uncompleted novels. Oh, and some work I need to do with another pen name of mine. Gotta get those sales up and make the cha-ching.

    Jake: If I can’t say do tell then you can’t say cha-ching.

    Jake: Touché.

    Jake: Thank you. So the Muse isn’t helping. What are you going to do?

    Jake: I think I’ll work on a few projects at once. My gut says that the novel series I am writing now will take off. If Mr. Gut is correct then I’ll be pretty busy for a few months. That gives me time to work on the unfinished novels in between. I will also have time to world build for the series that takes place in the Apex Trilogy universe.

    Jake: And Little Dead Man?

    Jake: I have tons of ideas for that. It’ll write itself pretty quick once I get started.

    Jake: Sounds like you’ve decided what to do.

    Jake: For now, maybe. But that Muse may strike and derail everything!

    Jake: That snotty bitch.

    Jake: No shit, man. No shit.

    Jake: Can you keep the Muse from derailing you?

    Jake: I may have to. In the past I didn’t have the strength, hence the two unfinished novels.

    Jake: Lots of writers have unfinished novels just hanging out.

    Jake: Not me. I write what I start. Having those two sitting there uncompleted really bugs me. One is almost done! The other just needs a reworking of the third chapter and it will take off!

    Jake: You are so screwed. You’re never getting it all finished in 2013. Not with the time crunch you have.

    Jake: Fingers crossed that something takes off. If it does then possibly writing full time will become a reality. If that happens then I can get all of my planned projects done in 2013.

    Jake: You’re saying you can write a novel series, finish two uncompleted novels, write the Little Dead man sequel, and write the other novel ideas you have? All in one year?

    Jake: Maybe not all of it. But I could get close if I write full time.

    Jake: I think you’re blaming the Muse when it’s really Old Man Chronos’s fault. The Muse has given you a bounty, you just don’t have the time to reap that bounty.

    Jake: Good point.

    Jake: Thanks. I make them sometimes.

    Jake: Yeah, sometimes.

    Jake: So where does this leave us? Has this conversation helped you work out your priorities?

    Jake: I know I need to write the novel series first. Then I think I’ll go back over the uncompleted manuscripts. Maybe they can be salvaged quickly.

    Jake: And if they can’t?

    Jake: Move on to one of my new ideas. The Apex universe one might be the way to go. Build on the success of DEAD MECH, The Americans, and Metal and Ash.

    Jake: Well there you have it. By the way, why write this post?

    Jake: I’m hoping it gives my readers some insight into how I choose my projects. It may also give some writers that are just starting out insight into the process too. I’m all about helping the new writers!

    Jake: You’re not a new writer?

    Jake: I’m not an old pro, but after publishing four novels I don’t think I’m new either.

    Jake: You’re in the middle.

    Jake: Yep. I’m stuck in the middle with you.

    Jake: With me?

    Jake: With you.

    Jake: Can we go now?

    Jake: Yeah. That’s probably a good idea. End on a high note.

    Jake: High C?

    Jake: And goodnight, folks.

    Jake Bible has written five novels, published four of them with the fifth being shopped by his agent. He’s hoping to up the numbers on both counts. If you have writing questions feel free to shoot him an email at jakebiblefiction@gmail.com. He’d love to hear from you about your struggles (or non-struggles) with that snotty bitch, The Muse.

  • Aaaaaaaand, we’re back!

    Thank you for waiting out that week of days that aren’t Friday. I know it was torture to have to get past all the other days that end in Y before getting to the Party! Which also ends in Y! IT’S COSMIC, MAN!

    Tonight’s drabble is one that’s near and dear to my heart. Mainly because my stomach is right underneath! Ha!

    Enjoy!

    The Fear Is Real

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Tums ain’t gonna help that eldritch food baby!