• So, in addition to the whole Indie Vs. Traditional publishing kerfuffle going on there is also the “Pirates Are Stealing From Me And All Artists!” argument happening. I have watched quite a few conversations on Twitter and read a few blogs on the subject.

    And guess what? I don’t care.

    Yep, I said it. I do not care. And neither should you.

    So what if your novel is being distributed on bittorent? Whoopdy-do! Is that hurting your sales? I don’t know. And guess what? NO ONE DOES! It is not quantifiable! NOT AT ALL!

    So, suck it up, let it go and move the f&#k on! Really, just move on. The entire discussion is a waste of energy.

    What? You’re still here? Well, okay, then let me continue!

    Why is worrying about piracy a waste of energy? Because writers have been giving their books away for free since the dawn of time, people!

    You’ve heard of these things called libraries, right? Big buildings with lots of books that people can check out for free? I really hope I’m not the only person that’s heard of libraries or this example is going to be worthless…

    Anywhoo, in case you haven’t heard of a library this is what it is: a big building with lots of books that people can check out for free. Got it? Free. Wait…free? THEY MUST BE PIRATES!

    And yet, libraries are a major part of our societal structure. Oh, wait, you have an argument? The “But Libraries buy the books first!” argument? You are correct, they do buy those books first. So do pirates, numbnuts! They can’t just copy and distribute air, now can they? Nope, someone had to buy that first copy and then create a torrent for it.Then people get it for free! Just like those mysterious libraries! Ooooh, scary!

    Library example not working for you? How about this: have you ever bought a book then loaned it to a friend? You have? PIRATE! YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ PIRATE! YOU SHALL BE BLASTED FROM THE WATER LIKE THE MANGY CUR YOU ARE! DIE, PIRATE DIE!

    (deep breath)

    Yeah, I kinda went over the top on that, didn’t I? For good reason. You see, just like libraries, loaning books to friends, family, co-workers, neighbors, that cousin that always asks then ends up tearing the dust cover even though you warn him every freakin’ time and you try to give the book to him without the dust cover, but he just whines and whines and whines until you relent and include the dust cover and HE FREAKIN’ TEARS IT AGAIN ( I hate you, Phil. I hate you with all my heart.)***, is just as much a part of our societal make-up as libraries. I borrow books, you borrow books, EVERYONE borrows books! Are we pirates? My wooden leg says, “Yes”, but my rational brain says, “Are we still talking about this?”

    Move on, folks. Piracy is a red herring designed to distract us from the real issue: getting paid what we are worth by those that hold the purse strings. Piracy is a way for corporations to stir up anger and confusion so they can say. “See! You need us! You need us to fight these pirates! What? No, don’t actually read your contract. Huh? Pay you what you’re worth? But, we fight pirates!”.

    Are you getting it yet? Sharing books (ebooks or print books) is as much a part of the reading experience as the actual reading!

    Example:

    Bob: “I just read the most amazing book!”

    Linda: “Really? Are you done with it?”

    Bob: “Sure am!”

    Linda: “Can I borrow it?”

    Bob: “PIRATE!” Bob bludgeons Linda to death with the book, denting it severely, but making it way cooler looking with the blood splatters!

    That’s how it works, right? No? EXACTLY! The only reason Bob may not loan the book to Linda is if she’s like Cousin Phil. (I am so gonna kick you ass, Phil, if you rip the dust cover on my copy of Eat, Pray, Love!)

    Oh, and loaning books is so much a part of life that the giant, multi-billion dollar company called Amazon, you may have heard of them, had to build in a loaning feature into their Kindle! They must be losing billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars! Damn pirate lovers!

    People, people, people. Let it go. Just let it go. If people care enough about your book to buy it, copy it, put it up as a torrent, then more people go looking for your book, download it and read it, then how is that a bad thing? It’s the 21st century, folks. Time to realize that piracy is just the evolution of libraries and person to person book lending.

    “But, I lose money!”

    Oh, are you still here, Mr. Whiny Bitch? I couldn’t see you behind the giant pussy that’s your face!

    Name one hard fact that shows a writer loses money because of piracy. Not an “internet” fact, but a real one. You know what those are, right? Real facts? Backed up by data? Sigh…

    Does a book’s sales stop the moment a pirated copy is available? If that happened then yes, you are losing money. But that has never happened and never will! (I make this statement because I can see the future. That’s a fact!)

    Oh, and while you’re busy whining about pirates, Ms. Writer Lady, how’s the actual writing coming? Oh, wait, you’re distracted by huge ship masts with skulls and crossbones and can’t get anything done because you have to hit every single inane blog (yes, I resemble that remark) out there and POST YOUR OPINION? Good use of time, chicky, good use of time…

    Soooooo, I encourage as much discussion on this as possible. Please prove me wrong. And by “prove me wrong” I mean use of facts, not just regurgitated internet sputum, please. I have given up sputum for Lent, so don’t tempt me. That’s just mean.

    Oh, and one last thing: pirates are cool. Every four year old can tell you that. You want to be cool, right? 😉

    Cheers!

    *** You are a slave to the asterisks. I OWN YOU!

  • Party time! Gonna get your drabble on now, yo!

    Yes…I just said Yo…

    I have more Twister saga goodness for you. It’s getting close to the end now. I can see the final few on the horizon!

    Hope everyone is having a great Friday and you have a great weekend!

    Cheers!

    Destruction

    Disclaimer: Ain’t nothin’ wrong with this drabble, yo!

  • Okay, so I’m gonna probably stir the hornet’s nest a bit here, but there’s something I need to get off my chest.

    Here it is: I’m really sick and tired of this “Us vs. Them” attitude in the indie publishing community. I’m also sick of it in the traditional publishing community. It’s a load of crap. Big, stinking, make you choke and gasp, pile of crap!

    Why do people insist on drawing lines in the sand?

    Now, I know my situation is different than most writers (or not). I have been published by a small press then negotiated my rights back (the publisher was more than gracious to allow this) and have since independently published my novel, DEAD MECH, on my own as an ebook (print to come soon). I have also published my collection of short stories, Bethany And The Zombie Jesus, plus several of the short stories on their own as ebooks. I’ll be publishing a collection of my Friday Night Drabble Party releases, my Scenes From The Apocalypse drabbles and a Halloween collection of drabbles soon. This puts me in the “indie publisher” category and I embrace that.

    But, there’s more! I have also written a YA zombie novel (about conjoined twins: one dead, one alive) and have found a wonderful agent that is currently in the process of shopping this to the big publishers out there. This puts me in the category of “traditional publishing”. And I’m fine with that.

    I have seen tons of forums filled with nothing but hatred for traditional publishing. The folks posting talk about how big publishing will screw you over and they are dinosaurs that are past their time. They talk about how indie publishers need to stand together and if you dare say anything counter you will be vilified on the spot. I think this is childish and highly unprofessional. It’s totally cool to want solidarity among indie publishers, I’m all for it, but to go after those that still want a traditional publishing contract is silly.

    Why is it silly? Because traditional publishers don’t screw you over, you screw yourself. They do not have a gun to your head when you sign that contract. Your family is not being threatened with bodily harm if you don’t take their royalty rates. In fact, traditional publishing could give two craps about you. They have tons of authors they are working with that need their attention (yes, we can debate the definition of “attention”) and dealing with your whining really isn’t a priority.

    This persecution myth needs to stop. Really, folks, just knock it off. If you don’t like the contract (and this applies to contracts for ANYTHING) then don’t sign it! Simple as that. Don’t. Sign. The. Contract. It’s okay to do. Many writers walk away from contracts. It’s your right, exercise it!

    Oh, but wait, you’re telling me you do want to be published by a big New York publishing firm? But you want them to bend to your will and offer you a contract on your terms? Why should they do that? They have a business to run, and as outmoded and bloated as it may be, it’s their business and not yours! Get over yourself!

    On the flip side, all the traditional publishing proponents need to stop vilifying indie publishing as the scourge that will destroy the industry! Stop saying that indie published novels are inferior in quality. Stop saying they don’t go through all the checks and balances that make for a great novel. Stop saying that ALL indie published authors are just throwing out their old rejected crap. Sure, there is a LOT of indie published crap out there. But, there is a TON of traditionally published crap too! That’s just a fact. And I have yet to see a disproportionate amount of crap coming from the indie published authors. It’s pretty much the same ratio as with traditional publishing.

    And stop saying that selling novels at $.99 is bringing the industry down! McDonalds sells cheeseburgers for less than $.99 but that hasn’t stopped anyone from going to a restaurant and paying $7.95 for a burger! It also hasn’t stopped McDonalds from being a multi-billion dollar a year company. There is decades upon decades of retail statistics that show this argument is not based in anything even resembling fact. Knock. It. Off.

    Okay, so why am I even posting this? Why go to the trouble of pointing any of this out and risk the backlash from either side?

    That’s a simple one: because the state of publishing, whether indie or traditional, is in complete chaos and being ruled by fear on both sides! No one knows how everything is going to work out. No. One. What we need to do is pull together and get to a compromise where everyone can benefit. Will that be easy to do? No. But it needs to be done.

    Does traditional publishing need to pay higher royalties? Yes. Do they need to get their head in the game when it comes to ebooks as a 100% viable, and soon to be dominant, publishing format? Absolutely.

    Do indie publishers need to come down off their cross and realize that they hold their fate in their own hands? Yes. Do they need to stop bitching about being victims in a system that they aren’t even participating in? Absolutely.

    But this doesn’t even touch what’s really important and getting missed in this stupid argument!

    What’s being missed is this: readers don’t give two craps about any of this. They just want to be entertained. They don’t know indie publishing from shinola! They just know when they’ve read a great book and when they’ve read something that was scraped off the bottom of a writer’s shoe. The argument between traditional and indie publishing means nothing to the reader! Let me say that again: The argument between traditional and indie publishing means nothing to the reader!

    Are you listening writers? Are you listening publishers? The reader doesn’t care! They. Don’t. Care. At. All.

    It’s time for EVERYONE to get over themselves. It’s not about you Mr. Author Person. It’s not about you Mr. Editor Guy. It’s not about you Mrs. Publishing Giant. It’s not about you Miss Agent Extraordinaire. It’s not about any of you. Or about me!

    It’s about the Reader. And it always has been!

    So let’s erase the sand lines and get back to what we are all supposed to be doing: giving the Reader quality product in the format they want at a price they can afford. That’s just simple business, folks. Simple business…

  • You came back! Yay!

    😉

    Welcome back to another episode of The Americans. If you haven’t been paying attention, The Americans is the sidequel to DEAD MECH.

    There are some great promos at the end of today’s episode, be sure and listen to them. Links are found below in the show notes.

    Thanks again for everyone’s help with the DEAD MECH Kindle chart rush. I still have sales trickling in. Know anyone that would like DEAD MECH? Then send them to my BUY THE FICTION page. Kindle, Nook and Smashwords is only $3.99!

    Allright, time to let you get to the podcast.

    Enjoy!

    The Americans Episode 5

    Show Notes:

    All music by Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com

    Promos:

    Paul E. Cooley at www.shadowpublications.com

    Ben Delano at www.bendelano.ca

    Hugh O’Donnell at www.wayofthebuffalopodcast.com

  • Welcome back to The Party!

    Like I promised last week, there will be a double dose of drabble delight this evening!

    The first one is titled, “Swath” and it continues the Twister saga.

    The second one is a stand alone drabble titled, “Tickety.”

    Hope you like ’em!

    Oh, and don’t forget this is “Read an eBook week”! Click HERE to see what glorious and wonderful Jake Bible ebooks you may purchase!

    Cheers!

    Swath

    Tickety

    Disclaimer: No potty words or violence. Yet, much is implied.