• So I announced THIS on Monday. Have a read if you haven’t already.

    All set? Cool.

    Before I put out the announcement I had a few authorial and writing pro friends take a look at my proposal. (Thank you authorial and writing pro friends!) Everyone had a few reservations and clarifications, but otherwise there has been overwhelming support and enthusiasm from my writing peers. Huzzah! Of course, everyone is watching this to see what happens. It will be interesting to see if it works or if it flails.

    Since announcing my Next Way To Publish I have had great feedback from my fans and readers. Not a ton of feedback, but enough to know I may be on the right path here. Thank you to everyone that has reached out with their two cents. Got two cents?  Then comment away below! Only have one cent? Not my problem, slacker. Get a freaking job!

    So this Friday I will put the list of novel pitches up. They shall be glorious! GLORIOUS, I SAY! Be sure to stay tuned so you can have a looksee at the ten choices I have come up with. Yes, there are ten. Many of the writers, and some of the readers, that have offered feedback have been worried that I am offering too much choice. And that is a good point.

    The prevailing theory is that too much choice will turn off fans. Too much choice and no one will want to make any choice at all. This could have some merit, but I come from a sales background and a restaurant background. Both of those industries are all about having MORE choices for customers. The theory there is that if you offer everything but the kitchen sink then the customer will go find the kitchen sink somewhere else.

    I don’t really agree or disagree with either theory.

    What I agree with is that I have ten novels I want to write and I cannot pick. (THE GLORIOUSNESS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY FEEBLE WRITER MIND!) The list I post on Friday is not a list of three novels I want to write and seven throwaways. I actually narrowed it down from more than those ten! Yikes, I say! I have notes on all ten of these novels, and many of them have opening sections written or sketched out. I would be happy to write any of the ten. Now, some are more involved than others. Some will take some extra homework on my part to make totally kick-ass. But that is to be expected. Regardless of which novel is picked it will be a novel I am fully invested in to write.

    Something I don’t really talk about in the post is what happens if the novel chosen is part of a series. Will the second novel be up in the next round? Easy answer: no. If the novel chosen is the first in a series then that tells me that the series will be successful on its own. I don’t need to worry about offering the second in the series in the next round of novel choosingness. I’ll add the second novel to my list of Glorious Things To Write Because Of The Gloriousness. It’s a real list. Trust me.

    So, there is that part.

    The other part is what if two novels are really close, almost splitting my fan base down the middle. You know, like the Blue and the Grey. The Hatfields and McCoys. Capulets and Montagues. Mounds and Almond Joy. My butt. (Get it? My butt is split down the… OK. Sorry.) Will fans be put off if the one they really want is thrown back onto the slush pile of novel pitches? Good, damn question! I’m hoping that won’t happen, but it could. And we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

    Because, and this is really what this post is about, the entire point of my new process (which you can read about here) is for everyone to have fun. Whether it’s the readers/fans that vote, or bystanders that get to laugh and point at my folly, or, as it will really happen, BASK IN MY GLORIOUSNESS, or just my little, ol’ self, I want this to be fun. I want everyone to at least get a kick out of this process. To enjoy reading and talking about the pitches. To enjoy voting and seeing which ones become the top three. To enjoy getting others to vote, and when the time comes, to pitch in and fund the novel voted for. To do a shot every time I link to the original post here. DRINK!

    I want us all to have a good time. I sure plan to.

    There will be more posts, random thoughts, updates, podcast posts (yes, folks, I will record the pitches and probably some of the updates and posts I write here in STEREO), and general merriness. (By merriness I mean drunkenness. But you figured that out. DRINK! Don’t argue. DRINK! I get to change the rules of the drinking game anytime I want. MY POST!)

    Because, if it does fail, and I don’t get the novel funded, then at the very, very least we all had a good time trying.

    And if you aren’t having a good time then what’s the point, right?

    Well, other than to BASK IN MY GLORIOUSNESS!

    Cheers.

    Oh, and read this.

    DRINK!

  • Hey Folks!

    So, publishing… Yep…. Huh…

    I dare anyone to say they know what’s going on with publishing these days. Seriously. I don’t care how long you’ve been in the business, or how short you have, no one knows what is going to work with publishing these days. Least of all the writers.

    This makes things very difficult for a writer such as myself. I happen to be prolific. I’m not saying great, or even good, but prolific. I write a lot and I write fast. I have written four novels (none under 100,000 words), several novellas, and countless short stories in the past three years. I’d estimate I’ve written over 1 million words easy. This is all while having a full time job and a family.

    But I’m not one of those writers that writes into the wee hours of the morning. Or gets up before dawn to hammer at the keyboard. I write when I write and when I do write I write fast. I can’t write late at night (too tired) or early in the morning (still sleeping) or on lunch break (eating). If I have some down time I write. If I have an evening or afternoon free, I write. I’m just lucky that I can crank out some output when needed.

    What does this mean? It means I need to get some shit published! I have published my first two novels myself (DEAD MECH and The Americans), but have two novels that are sitting there. One has been written and with my agent for a year now. Great rejections. No, seriously. I got some very positive rejections. But no offers to publish. The other novel I just finished and have sent to my agent. Just waiting for notes.

    Some may say that I am way ahead since I do have an agent while thousands upon thousands of writers don’t. I agree, it’s pretty cool to have an agent. But so far that’s all it’s been: cool. Not profitable.

    And that’s the rub: profit. I love to write and will always write. It’s what I’ve done my whole life. But I started writing in earnest to make some dough. I have never had any illusions as to what the average writer makes (which is jack crap), but I have never aspired to be average. I have grand plans and sweeping dreams. (They may involve my own island and private helicopter, but they’re my dreams and I’m not sharing.) I jumped into writing seriously in order to turn it into a business. And like all businesses, it’s 99% trial and error. No one really knows what they are doing until they’ve done it.

    So I write and write and write. And dream and dream and dream. Meanwhile, my words sit there. I sell some ebooks, I sell a couple of paperbacks, but mostly I wait.

    And I don’t like to wait. I’m a doer. Hence the really fast writing. I get something in my head and I go for it full speed. The publishing industry doesn’t quite move like that. It’s a hurry up and…wait kinda business. I hate that. Drives me crazy. That’s why I self-pubbed my first two novels. But I discovered that while I may love being a writer, and have a knack for cranking out words, I do not love being a publisher and do not have a knack for marketing and promotion.

    Hold on, let me back up. I do have a knack for marketing and promotion. I do not have the organizational ability to do marketing and promotion at the scale I need to. I have great ideas, but no follow through. Nope, hold on. Scratch all of that. If I focus on marketing and promotion then I can get it done. But I don’t want to. I want to write. I want to write a lot. If I could write full time I could complete a novel a month. No jokes. I could do that.

    Great, so what does all of this mean? It means I am at a crossroads right now. I have some decisions to make. And I wanted to share my thinking on these decisions so that maybe you, good reader, might have some insight.

    Decision #1: Publish everything myself. -Ugh. That just sounds like a ton of work. And a ton of money. Money I don’t want to spend and time I want to use writing. My agent is actually trying to sell one of my self-published novels. That’s how much I really don’t want to keep self-publishing. It’s a time killer and a buzz killer. For me, at least. But, I get to keep full control and work on my timetable. I like that part. I also keep all of the profits. I really like that. Again, ugh.

    Decision #2: Keep sending stuff to my agent and just keep writing. -I like this because, well, I get to keep writing. And I don’t have to worry about the hustle of selling my novel. I have an agent for that. But that is a long process. And even if I do sell something (fingers crossed) it means more of the hurry up and wait game. Most novels are published about 18 months after they have been submitted. Sweet god! I don’t want to wait 18 months before my novel is published. And then at least another six months before I get paid! And even then it’ll be a small percentage of royalties and I will have lost most of my rights because big publishing doesn’t play well with others. And by others I mean writers. Yikes! But, I will be published by a major publisher and get the exposure that brings. If my work hits a nerve I could have a bestseller! Or I could get some interest by Hollywood and end up with a little movie option money in my bank account. That is the trade off. And quite a gamble. And since I write a lot. I can just keep throwing novels at the industry and see what sticks.

    Decision #3: Sign with a small publisher. -How is this different than signing with the big boys? Well, in today’s publishing world, the smaller guys have realized they can sign some great authors, and get some great novels, if they offer a fair and reasonable contract and work WITH the writers instead of trying to screw them over. Novel concept. Pun intended. Most now offer 50/50 royalties split. Plus reversion of rights in a short time period or, and get this, upon request! Wow! But I wouldn’t have the market exposure that I would have with big publishing. I would have a lot less chance of having a bestseller. Or of getting that movie option. But I would be published. And I could move on to my next project and just keep writing. And in the day of ebooks, where everyone is equal on Amazon, then having a huge publisher behind me may not make much difference.

    So those are my three decisions I am faced with: Self-publish and keep all control. Sell to big publishers and lose all control and pray I end up a bestseller. Or sell to small publishers, lose some control, get a fairer shake than with big publishers, but not get the exposure I want so I can buy that island and helicopter.

    Pretty much what every other writer is having to decide these days. So why don’t I go into a little more detail with my thought processes. I explained some above, but let’s rap a bit here.

    Decision #1: Honestly? Except for novellas and short stories, I think I am done with self-publishing. Except for the last novel in the Apex Trilogy. That one I have to self-publish in order to finish out the series in a timely manner. As for future novels I would prefer to sell those. I lose some of the profit, I lose some of the control, but I don’t have to deal with publishing. Or the hustle of marketing and promotion. At least at the level needed to get the word out there. I guess, in reading my own words, I’ve made that decision. Of course, I could change my mind at any minute. Say, for example, I all of a sudden could write full time. Then I’d have way more time to put into self-publishing. I could still crank out novels and have the rest of the day to market and promote. So maybe I should shelve this decision until my circumstances change. Great.

    Decision #2: And to be honest it’s the contracts that big publishers want writers to sign that scare the crap out of me. Why? Because I know how to read a contract. I considered going to law school at one point. If I had I would have specialized in contract law. Why? Because contracts are the perfection of words. A perfectly written contract is a thing of beauty. It has no plot holes, no dead ends, no red herrings. It is exactly what it is and nothing more or less. And if you have ever read a contract for a big publishing house, and understood it, then you know you are kissing your rights to your work and your profits goodbye. More and more those contracts are turning into creative slavery. They put all of the risk on the writer and none on the publisher. They take away the writer’s rights to their work and take away the writer’s chance to make a fair profit from their work. Then, even if the book doesn’t sell, they don’t give it back! Sure, all of this is a generalization, and depends on the publisher and the contract, but for a control freak like me it is disturbing. Not to mention the total lack of marketing dollars that go behind a rookie novelist. Total lack. Oh, but the gamble of having a run away hit. Some call it the lottery. But a lottery is pure luck. I think of it more as poker. There’s a ton of skill in that. There is also a ton of waiting. Have I mentioned how much I hate to wait? Hate. It. I am leaning away from this choice, but what if I sell a novel and they dangle a fat advance in front of my face? UGH! Dollars or rights. Dollars or rights. Tiger and the lady, man. Tiger and the lady.

    Decision #3: If you haven’t figured it out yet, this is the direction I am looking at. Signing with small, independent presses, getting a fair contract, minimizing my risk of losing my rights, letting someone else pay for the editing, the cover, the marketing and promotion, and having time to write without being worried I will have to go to war with the very people I am supposed to be working with. BUT, they do not have industry pull! They don’t have a budget to pay me industry advances so I can get into the writing associations that help get novels noticed for awards. They could go bankrupt next week and I am back to Decision #1 or Decision #2. Or they could just not know what they are doing and totally screw it all up. I have had a novel published by a small, independent press and there was no concept of ebooks there. That wasn’t good. That was a few years ago and I’d be sure to do my research on any publisher that is interested. But you just never know.

    So why should any of you even give a shit about all of this? Because you may be facing the same issues and decisions. And you are also being bombarded by fifty trillion blogs and articles that say that you should ONLY self-publish or you should NEVER self-publish. Or that big publishing is EVIL. Or that big publishing is the only LEGITIMATE form of publishing. Every day I see blog post after blog post, tweet after tweet all saying you have to pick a side and can only be on that side. I hate ultimatums. And blind zealotry. It’s such a waste of time.

    If you get anything out of this post I hope it is that you are not alone. If you are facing decisions 1-3 then know that someone else is also. And realistically? You know what I’ll probably end up doing? A mix of all three. Why? Because I’m a writer, dammit! Not a publishing warrior. Not a toe-the-line follower. Not a sucker. I’ll do what’s best for me at that moment and if it means I choose Decision #1 one day or Decision #2 the next, then so be it.

    As long as I get to write and I get that writing out to readers. And get paid doing it.

    …wait, which decision gets me paid?

    And the cycle continues.

    Discuss!

  • Sample Saturday is here once more!

    I hope everyone survived Black Friday and that day of stuffing! I avoided the crowds of insanity by staying home and seeing what fine fiction is available for my new Kindle Fire. There is so much stuff! And there’s some great free fiction, too!

    Speaking of free fiction, let’s get right into the sample for this very fine Saturday.

    This week’s writer is: Martin Kolacek.

    Martin Koláček is a czech writer and gamedesigner. He was born 11. 11. 1981 at 8:35 GMT into a family which communicated in astrological symbols and where even the tiniest life-related event got a universal meaning which was bount with the spiritual well-being of the whole universe. This irrecoverably damaged the boy’s delicate psyche and doomed him for a hard life of an artist.

    For more info on Martin check out his website HERE.

    Grunt RX-10 – Martin Kolacek

    “A Sci-fi comedy, Grunt RX-10 is a story of a neurotic machine who is so depressed by being a metallic item without a soul he becomes a renegade in the world of machines.”

    And don’t forget that if you are a writer and want to get involved with Sample Saturday just check out the original post HERE.

  • Hey All! Welcome to the first installment of Sample Saturday!

    What’s Sample Saturday? It’s a chance for writers to share a wee bit of their work. And a chance for you, dear reader, to get a taste of some writers that you normally may not stumble across. And there’s a lot of tasty writers out there!

    This will be a weekly blog post so make sure you subscribe so you don’t miss a single word!

    And if you’re a writer then please see this post HERE for info on how to get involved.

    And now I present the first writer of Sample Saturday: Scott Roche!

    Scott Roche is a writer, husband, father of three, and a complete maniac. This is the only possible explanation for why he is also a contributing editor for Flying Island Press for both their Flagship and Abattoir imprints and produces podcast content for them. As if that weren’t enough he also co-runs the Seekrit Projekt podcast
    (http://www.theseekritprojekt.com/) There is not enough time or caffeine in all the world for him to do what he wants, but he’ll die trying. You can find information about all of his projects by going to http://www.scottroche.com

    Let Go – Scott Roche

    “Faced with the atrocities he’s committed to keep his wife and son safe
    and provided for, Chris is forced into a bitter decision. He must find
    a way to let go of his family and move on. But in a world gone to
    hell, is there any other choice?”

  • Attention all writers, publishers, agents, lurkers of alleyways, ditches, trenches, sewers and strip malls!

    I, your benevolent colleague, have decided to start a new weekly blog post called…wait for it…wait…

    Sample Saturday!

    This means that if you have a sample of your novel, novella, short story, eighth grade diary, or what-the-hell-ever, then I am interested in seeing it! And posting it! For all to see and read! I like exclamation points!

    Seriously, though, I want to help showcase other writers’ work. I want to be able to say, “Hey, world! I know I am the best writer you’ve ever read in the history of all history, but there are other folks that are pretty good. Pretty, pretty good.”

    How can you as a writer, publisher, agent, succubi get involved? Well first, dear succubi, stop draining the men folk of their vital essence. That’s just wrong. As for the rest of you, all you have to do is shoot me the sample you want me to showcase, maybe a brief description of said sample, a short bio, and a jpeg of the cover that you want to be posted (see fine print below). Don’t have a cover yet? Then an author photo is fine. Don’t have an author photo? Then maybe a photo of your mom that one night she got really, really drunk on peach schnapps and ended up skinny dipping in the neighbor’s bird bath. Remember that night? Good times…

    Just shoot all the info over to me at jakebiblefiction at gmail.com. See what I did there? I fooled the bots! I spelled out “@” so bots can’t get me! They’re everywhere, man, everywhere! They get in your mind, man! In your hair and your clothes and your My Little Pony lunchboxes! So unclean, so unclean…

    Y’all excited? I should hope so! You get to be exposed to my fan base for free! But not exposed in the way your mom was that night. Sigh. Good times…

    And now for the fine print!

    Fine Print: Samples should be sent as epub files preferably (PDF or doc will work, though). I plan on offering the sample as a nice pdf (I can convert into that format. I’m magic!). This means any type of tech, whether smart phone, ereader or PC/Mac, can read the files. Or should be able to. Photos should be no bigger than 500×800 please and jpeg format. Keep descriptions brief and to the point, same with bios. You want people to read your samples, not get bored reading about you. No one really cares about you. Except your naked mom. Although she cares a little less when she’s sober. Sorry, I just speak the truth. AND DON”T FORGET TO INCLUDE A WEBSITE LINK OR SOMETHING SO PEOPLE CAN FIND YOU AND YOUR WORK! AND YOUR TWITTER HANDLE SO I CAN TWEET ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL KNOW!

    Sorry I shouted. I just get so worked up. Feel free to email me with any questions, yo.

    Word to your naked, drunk mom in the birdbath!

    (Oh, and this is starting as of this Saturday, November 12th, so get a move on peoples!)